Challenging Job Offer

Job hunting Technical debt Developer life Legacy code Career Career growth Salary negotiation Comfort zone Job offer Technical challenges

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Challenging Job Offer

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Nothing like the sweet talons of fate dragging you from your comfortable legacy codebase to a shiny new project with "technical challenges." Sure, double the salary sounds nice until you realize you'll be spending your first three months googling stack traces and questioning your career choices. The only thing more painful than maintaining 15-year-old spaghetti code is the crushing realization that you actually miss it when you're neck-deep in microservices architecture diagrams.

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