Found The Bug

Four guys staring silently at engine parts is exactly what happens when debugging assembly code. You squint at incomprehensible MOV, JMP, and ADD instructions, desperately hoping someone notices the register that's off by one bit. It's like trying to read a novel where every letter has been replaced with hieroglyphics, and the table of contents is written in hex. The only difference is that car engines occasionally make sense.

Content twitter the-algorithm Public Notifications 38 Fork 9.3k " Star 47.2k Code Issues 199 11 Pulrequests 196 Actions Security Insights Replace with Super Mario 64 1643 f? Open Brendan5536 wants to merge 1 commit into twitter: main from Brendan5536: main O NAWISCUIO ) Conversation 3 - - Commits 1 El Checks o E Files changed 5,000 4710 617 -460 171 FEE Brendan5536 commented 1 hour ago Reviewers No reviews Replaced the Twitter Algorithm with the source code for Super Mario 64 Assignees No one assigned L fixed issues 272402e cases None yet EduApps-CDG commented 51 minutes ago Amazing pull request! Projects None yet Denis6902 commented 20 minutes ago MIlestone No milestone All checks have passed! Ready for merge! Development SUccessTully merging this pull request may close ThASA ISSulas

Whoever made this deserves a promotion and a pay cut simultaneously. It's a visual pun on programming control structures that's painfully accurate: The top left shows a bunch of Ethernet cables daisy-chained together - just like how if/else if/else if/else chains create a messy sequence of conditions. The top right is an actual USB switch - a perfect representation of a switch statement that elegantly handles multiple cases. And that power strip at the bottom? It's looped back on itself, creating an infinite power loop - exactly what happens with while(true) - an infinite loop that will keep running until your CPU begs for mercy or someone trips over the cord. I've written this bug at least 17 times in my career. My CPU still hasn't forgiven me.

THE AUDACITY of JavaScript to just sit there with that stupid smiley face while your code burns to the ground! 🔥 Normal programming languages have the DECENCY to point out your mistakes. They're like "Hey dummy, you forgot a semicolon on line 42" or "Your variable doesn't exist, you absolute walnut." But JavaScript? That sadistic little monster just SMILES while you're on your knees BEGGING for a hint. It's like asking your therapist a direct question and they respond with "Hmm, what do YOU think?" I'M PAYING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG, JAVASCRIPT!

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of someone murdering trees just to review code in 2023! My soul literally leaves my body when I witness this prehistoric ritual. Like, have you heard of GitHub? Pull requests? THE INTERNET?! It's the Tom-from-Tom-and-Jerry face of utter disbelief for me. First looking at the paper like "is this for real?" Then that second glance of "did we time travel back to 1995?!" The digital age is SOBBING right now.

Content TB CLB INDENTATION ERROR DETECTED So I said put it on my- Get out THE JENKINSCOMIC