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No Microslop For Me
Windows MacOS Apple Microsoft Programming
18 days ago 333.6K views 0 shares
No Microslop For Me
Imagine turning down a SENIOR BACKEND ENGINEER role because they won't let you use Linux or Mac. The absolute audacity! The sheer NERVE of this company to think someone would willingly subject themselves to Windows 11 for a mere salary premium! Our hero here literally said "the salary premium is simply not worth the torture of using Windows on a daily basis" and honestly? ICONIC. They're out here rescinding their offer acceptance like they're breaking up with someone who chews too loudly. "It's not you, it's your IT department's refusal to support anything besides Windows." The cherry on top? Calling out the IT staff for being "too lazy to support other operating systems" in a PROFESSIONAL EMAIL. Absolute legend status. Some people have principles, and apparently those principles include never touching the Windows Start menu again.

Just Use Claude Code Instead Are You Stupid Anthropic
AI Programming
1 month ago 400.8K views 1 shares
Just Use Claude Code Instead Are You Stupid Anthropic
Anthropic really out here offering $570k/year for a Software Engineer role that "may not exist in 12 months" because they know Claude is about to automate everyone out of a job. The irony is chef's kiss—they're basically saying "hey come work on the AI that'll replace you, here's half a mil for your trouble." That disclaimer at the bottom hits different when you realize they're not worried about funding or pivots... they're worried their own product will make the position obsolete. Imagine putting that on a job posting. "Join our team to build the thing that makes your team unnecessary!" At least they're honest about it, I guess? The real kicker: someone's gonna take that offer, bank the cash for a year, then use Claude to build their startup while unemployed. Circle of life.

Challenging Job Offer
Programming Devops Debugging Backend
8 months ago 271.2K views 0 shares
Challenging Job Offer
Nothing like the sweet talons of fate dragging you from your comfortable legacy codebase to a shiny new project with "technical challenges." Sure, double the salary sounds nice until you realize you'll be spending your first three months googling stack traces and questioning your career choices. The only thing more painful than maintaining 15-year-old spaghetti code is the crushing realization that you actually miss it when you're neck-deep in microservices architecture diagrams.