Captain Obvious: The Code Commenter

Content Me after learning that Rust is using spaces This line does all the work in this little program: It prints text to the screen. There al notice here. First, Rust style is to indent with four spaces, not a tab, I'm not hiring him, he uses spaces not tabs.

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The eternal battle between product managers and coders in their natural habitat! When the PM desperately pleads "Stop doing refactors" (because features and deadlines, obviously), programmers respond with pure rebellion: "You know what? I'm going to do refactors even harder." It's the coding equivalent of cleaning your room by first throwing everything into a bigger pile. Sure, it looks worse temporarily, but we swear it'll be beautiful once we're done eliminating those 17 nested if-statements that make us cry at night. Technical debt doesn't pay itself!

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Someone asks if there's a Spanish programming language, and the reply is simply "si++" 😂 It's a brilliant play on words combining the Spanish word "sí" (yes) with the C++ increment operator. Just like C became C++, apparently Spanish becomes Si++. The compiler would probably throw a syntax error for using non-ASCII characters though!

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