Did The Online Schema Migration Go Smoothly?

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Ah, the classic tech acronym mixup. One person thinks BDSM stands for Big Data Security Management (a perfectly innocent enterprise software solution), while the other person is thinking of... well, something entirely different. The real joke is that no one in IT has ever created an acronym that wasn't already taken by something NSFW. We're still waiting for someone to explain what the S in BDSM actually stands for in the tech context. Probably "scalable" because everything needs to be scalable these days.