Database Administrator's definition of "smooth migration" = server is on fire but at least one user can still log in. The rest of the team doesn't need to know about the flaming wreckage of tables and indexes above. Just smile and say "yasss" when asked if everything's fine. We'll fix it in post-production.
Did The Online Schema Migration Go Smoothly?
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