At Least It's Done

requirements Developer life Project management Software development Deadlines Miscommunication Specifications

Programming Debugging Testing Agile

3 months ago 229,687 views 0 shares

At Least It's Done

project-management-memes, deadlines-memes, requirements-memes, specifications-memes, software-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Initial joy: "We beat the deadline!" Secondary realization: "But we built something completely different than what was requested." The classic project management nightmare where shipping anything feels like a victory until someone actually reads the requirements. Technically functional, spiritually bankrupt. Just another day where "done" and "correct" remain distant cousins in the software family tree.

More Like This

Just Accept Your Full Stack Mediocrity

Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend

6 months ago 193.1K views 1 shares

Just Accept Your Full Stack Mediocrity

The existential crisis of a full stack developer captured in one perfect image. In the top row, we have animals lamenting their limitations—a dog can't fly, a fish can't walk, a chick can't swim, and a duck looks on smugly. But then comes the "Full Stack Developer" transformation—suddenly all these creatures are happy despite their limitations. Why? Because that's the essence of full stack development: being mediocre at everything but convincing yourself (and hopefully your employer) that you're somehow qualified to do it all. It's the tech industry's greatest con job—jack of all trades, master of none, yet still employed. The duck's smug grin says it all: "I can barely do any of these things well, but my LinkedIn says I'm proficient in 47 technologies."

Easy There Turbo

Programming Agile Debugging Frontend Backend

5 months ago 139.5K views 0 shares

Easy There Turbo

The software development journey in two panels: Junior devs: "I'll just rebuild the entire codebase this weekend!" *enthusiastic arm flailing* Senior devs: "Change a label color? Let me explain why that requires refactoring three subsystems, migrating a database, and getting approval from seven different stakeholders." The irony? Both are wearing "RUN CMD" shirts, but only one knows the true runtime complexity of production code. Seniors aren't lazy—they've just stepped on enough legacy landmines to develop a healthy sense of terror.

Guys I found this brilliant tool!

Programming Databases Frontend

3 years ago 53.1K views 0 shares

Guys I found this brilliant tool! | code-memes, hacker-memes, data-memes, security-memes, database-memes, date-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ml Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Is your credit card number in a hacker's database? You can easily find out now! All you need to do is enter its information here and we will scan thousands of hacker databases to see if any they have match yours. Credit Card Number: Expiration Date: Your Zip Code: SCAN DATABASE a Dixie Normous Credit Card Security Scanning databases... Now scanning database 1343 of 3728... 0 matches found Sueress Your card number did not show up in any of the hacker's databases!

I mean, it's working, right?

Programming Testing

4 years ago 42.7K views 0 shares

I mean, it's working, right? | code-memes, test-memes, tested-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content - "urgent" feature request my boss undocumented untested code from 3 weeks ago

They are just frontend developers !

Programming Javascript Frontend

4 years ago 92.4K views 0 shares

They are just frontend developers ! | developer-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Why do frontend developers eat lunch alone? I don't know, why? They don't know how to join tables

Talking to a senior programmer about the old days

Programming

3 years ago 35.7K views 0 shares

Talking to a senior programmer about the old days | programmer-memes, program-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Was this leaf green before? The internetused to come in through the phone WHAT? it made a horrible noise, like robots screaming WHAT? FALSEKNEES COM2017