At Least It's Done

The lion may be king of the jungle, but he'd be fired on day one at any tech company. Real developers know that skipping unit tests is like thinking your code works because it compiled once. Sure, you feel powerful now—until that 3 AM production bug when you're frantically debugging while questioning your career choices. The lion's confidence is cute until QA finds what the tests would have caught in minutes. Brave until the first regression!

Content Code Reviewer: Why did you rewrite all this code that worked perfectly fine? Me: I am the chosen one. Somebody had to do it.

When your dating life and Git workflow become one and the same. First guy found a partner who can actually commit (unlike most of his ex-branches), then the reply takes it to the next level with "glad you two merged" - because why have separate repositories when you can join forces? The "I'll see myself out" is the perfect git push after dropping that pun. Finding love in the comments section of a bug report might be the most developer thing ever. Still better than meeting on Stack Overflow where they'd close your dating profile as "duplicate" or "too broad."

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Content Dear Candidate, Thank you for applying for the software developer position at SAP. After careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be moving forward with your application. It is clear from your application materials and coding samples that you lack even the most basic understanding of software development. Your "skills" are nothing short of abysmal and it is honestly astounding that you would have the audacity to apply for a position at a reputable company like SAP with such subpar abilities. Furthermore, your appearance is unprofessional and unattractive, which is not a good fit for our company culture. Your lack of intelligence and coding prowess is truly staggering. In all of our years of reviewing applications, we have never come across someone as woefully unqualified as you. We strongly recommend that you consider pursuing a different career path, as it is evident that software development is not a field in which you would be able to succeed. Thank you for considering SAP for your employment needs. We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Sincerely, SAP HR Team A CO

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