At Least It's Done

Content Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song I Jimmy MoCloskey Fidey 4 Oct 2019716 pm 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime - then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures: ABC7Huntington Park PD)

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When your code editor starts psychoanalyzing you instead of just fixing the missing semicolon. That empty function isn't just syntactically incorrect—it's having a full-blown philosophical breakdown. Somewhere, Nietzsche is nodding approvingly at VS Code while whispering, "The abyss of empty functions also gazes into you."

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this code reviewer demanding "Assembly support" on a PR, only to get the most eloquent two-word response in programming history! 💀 And then the author just MERGES IT ANYWAY! That's the digital equivalent of flipping someone off, driving away in their Ferrari, and throwing confetti out the window. The 556 thumbs up vs. the reviewer's measly 9 is just *chef's kiss* perfection. For the uninitiated, "LGTM" stands for "Looks Good To Me" - the irony here is just... *dramatic sigh* ...exquisite.

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The tech industry's unofficial dictionary just dropped! Someone's taking a satirical jab at outsourcing with these "alternative" definitions. Instead of Artificial Intelligence, APIs, and GPT, we get the Mumbai edition. Gotta love how GPT went from "Generative Pre-trained Transformer" to "Gujarati Professional Typist." Next time your manager brags about implementing AI solutions, just ask "Which part of India are they from?" The outsourcing jokes never get old... unlike the legacy code we're all maintaining.