At Least It's Done

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At Least It's Done

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Initial joy: "We beat the deadline!" Secondary realization: "But we built something completely different than what was requested." The classic project management nightmare where shipping anything feels like a victory until someone actually reads the requirements. Technically functional, spiritually bankrupt. Just another day where "done" and "correct" remain distant cousins in the software family tree.

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