Deadlines Memes

You just speedran a six-month project in four hours and now you're having an existential crisis about whether to expose yourself as a productivity god or coast on easy mode for half a year. The NPC meme face says it all—your brain has officially blue-screened trying to calculate the optimal strategy. Here's the thing: if you tell your boss, you'll get a pat on the back and three more "urgent" projects dumped on your desk by tomorrow. If you stay quiet, you've basically just secured a six-month vacation where you can pretend to be busy while actually learning that new framework you've been eyeing. The real dilemma is whether your conscience can handle the guilt of getting paid to occasionally move your mouse so Teams shows you as "Active." Spoiler alert: Most devs would choose the latter and spend those six months refactoring code nobody asked them to touch, writing documentation that nobody will read, or finally figuring out what those weird Docker configs actually do.