Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

Software engineering Technical debt Developer life Code review Time management Collaboration Pull requests Lgtm

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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle between non-technical managers and developers summed up in four glorious panels! 😱

On the left: The developer's face of pure AGONY as they reply "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) without actually reviewing a SINGLE LINE of code because they're drowning in their own deadlines!

On the right: The blissfully ignorant non-technical person with their flower crown of innocence asking if the code looks good, then the DEVASTATING realization that the developer didn't even GLANCE at their precious creation!

The betrayal! The drama! The technical debt that's about to be unleashed upon the world because NOBODY HAS TIME TO PROPERLY CODE REVIEW ANYMORE! *faints dramatically*

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