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Roll Three D100 For Story Points

6 days ago 158.6K views 0 shares

Task estimation in software development is basically just high-stakes gambling with your career. "Shouldn't take long" is the biggest lie in tech, right after "we value work-life balance." The range between "an hour and 11 months" perfectly captures that moment when you know the requirements are vague, the codebase is a nightmare, and three different managers are asking for status updates. Meanwhile, the product owner is already telling clients it'll be done by Friday. Pure fiction, just like those story points we assign in sprint planning.

The Automation Paradox

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7 days ago 134.5K views 0 shares

The eternal developer dilemma: spend several hours automating a task that would take 5 minutes to do manually. Sure, the automation will save time... eventually... after the 84th run... in theory. But who's counting? Certainly not the developer crawling through the desert of inefficiency while ignoring the obvious oasis of just doing the damn thing.

Automation Saves Time (Eventually... Maybe... Never)

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10 days ago 172.4K views 0 shares

Automation Saves Time (Eventually... Maybe... Never)

The quintessential developer dilemma: spend 1 hour doing a boring task manually with a grimace on your face... OR spend 6 hours writing a script that doesn't even work, but somehow feels like the intellectually superior choice. The dopamine rush of potentially automating something is just too powerful to resist, even when the math clearly doesn't check out. It's like buying a $300 mechanical keyboard to improve your productivity by 0.02%.

What Todo With Your Unexpected Productivity

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12 days ago 138.3K views 0 shares

What Todo With Your Unexpected Productivity

The eternal developer dilemma: finish a project in 4 hours that management estimated would take 6 months. Do you reveal your wizardry and risk getting more work dumped on you? Or do you quietly sip coffee for the next 5 months while occasionally muttering "it's more complex than it looks"? This is why estimation meetings exist—so developers can pad timelines by 800% while managers nod knowingly. The remaining 19% of the project is just documentation no one will read anyway. Pro tip: Always save some trivial feature for the last week so you can heroically "finish early" without revealing you've been playing Minecraft for five months.

One More Bug: The 84-Year Debug Cycle

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19 days ago 153.7K views 0 shares

The infamous "just one more bug" lie that's haunted relationships since the first compiler error. Young dev you promises dinner at 7, but old dev you is still debugging the same issue at midnight... 84 years later. The only thing that ages faster than Rose from Titanic is your codebase when you say "this will be quick." That "one more bug" is like the final boss in a video game that keeps spawning minions. Fix one issue, three more appear – it's basically hydra-driven development.

Documentation Is For People Who Don't Believe In Themselves

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22 days ago 167.2K views 0 shares

Documentation Is For People Who Don't Believe In Themselves

The eternal developer paradox: spending four hours debugging when the solution was right there in the README all along. Nothing builds character like reinventing wheels at 2 AM while the documentation silently judges you from an unopened tab. The timestamp really sells it - clearly the wisdom that comes after you've already done it the hard way.

We Are Humans Too

Debugging Agile Programming Testing

23 days ago 205.7K views 2 shares

The eternal optimism of a programmer saying "I'll fix it in an hour" deserves your respect and silence, not your hourly check-ins. That bug they promised to squash? It's currently evolving into its final form while they're eight Stack Overflow tabs deep, questioning their career choices. Trust the process—or at least pretend to while they spiral through the five stages of debugging grief. The constant "Is it fixed yet?" messages just add psychological damage to their already fragile ego that's being crushed by a semicolon hiding somewhere in 3000 lines of code.

Vibe Gambling: When Prompt Engineering Meets Casino Logic

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1 month ago 208.2K views 2 shares

Vibe Gambling: When Prompt Engineering Meets Casino Logic

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of comparing AI prompt engineering to gambling is SENDING ME! 💀 Both involve throwing money at a system you barely understand, desperately hoping for that magical outcome while the house (or cursor) laughs all the way to the bank. You're either wasting time tweaking slot strategies or perfecting prompts for a function that could've been written in 20 minutes. And that last row? DEVASTATING TRUTH. Nothing says "professional developer" like spending 4 hours crafting the perfect prompt only to realize you've just been playing the world's nerdiest slot machine. The difference? At least gamblers KNOW they're gambling!

The Classic Programmer Move

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1 month ago 257.5K views 1 shares

Spending 10 days to automate a 10-minute task isn't a waste of time—it's an investment in your sanity. Sure, the math doesn't add up until you've run that script 144 times, but who's counting? The true victory is never having to do that mind-numbing task manually again. Plus, those 10 days weren't just coding—they included 9 days of procrastination, Stack Overflow deep dives, and telling everyone how you're "optimizing workflow." The smug satisfaction alone is worth the time deficit.

Useless Loop: Four Hours Of My Life Gone Forever

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1 month ago 196.3K views 0 shares

Useless Loop: Four Hours Of My Life Gone Forever

Ah, the classic "let me wait for this to finish" trap. The code imports the time module, sets runtime to 14400 (exactly 4 hours in seconds), then runs a loop that sleeps for 1 second... 14,400 times. The kicker? This could've been done with a single time.sleep(14400) . But no, some sadistic soul decided to make the computer wake up 14,400 separate times just to check if we're done yet. We've all been there - watching a progress bar, waiting for a build, or running some unnecessary loop because "that's how the senior dev did it." Four hours later, you're questioning your career choices and wondering if becoming a goat farmer might've been the better path.

The Programmer's Efficiency Paradox

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1 month ago 204.2K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the classic "efficiency paradox" we all live by. Why spend 10 minutes doing something boring when you can spend 10 days building an elaborate automation system that you'll use exactly once? The real kicker is that we call this "productivity" with a straight face. And the worst part? We'll do it again next week. It's not procrastination if you're writing code, it's "future-proofing."

Friday Motivation: No Excuse Too Absurd

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1 month ago 223.1K views 1 shares

Ah, the classic "no excuses" motivational poster with a twist. Sure, if some morally bankrupt CEO can juggle multiple catastrophes of his own making AND still find time for Coldplay, you can definitely learn PHP. Though frankly, both choices are questionable life decisions. At least PHP doesn't require alimony payments.

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