If Only It Were That Simple

Pseudocode Tech support Programming logic Frozen programs Monty python Not responding Naive solutions

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If Only It Were That Simple

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Ah yes, the classic "just make it work" pseudocode solution to frozen programs. Someone's suggesting Microsoft should implement a magic button that forces unresponsive programs to respond, with their brilliant solution being the equivalent of telling a dead horse to stop being dead. The Monty Python reference is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I understand complex software architecture" like medieval knights marveling at basic if/then statements. Next up: fixing memory leaks by typing "memory.stop_leaking()".

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