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The Ultimate Bear Repellent: Your Pull Request

The Ultimate Bear Repellent: Your Pull Request
Nothing strikes fear into a developer's heart quite like asking colleagues to review code. The bear in this meme represents that senior dev who's been "too busy" to look at your PR for two weeks straight. The title "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) is the holy grail response we all want but rarely get without 47 nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions. The survival strategy works both in forests and open office plans - just ask someone who wants to avoid you to do something for you, and watch them magically disappear faster than documentation during a deadline crunch.

The Code Review Double Standard

The Code Review Double Standard
The duality of code reviews perfectly captured! On the left, you're the sweet innocent chihuahua in a pink sweater, smiling hopefully as you submit your code for review. "Please be gentle with my 3 AM spaghetti code masterpiece!" But when someone asks you to review their code? Suddenly you transform into the demon chihuahua on the right, teeth bared, ready to tear apart every unnecessary variable and poorly named function. "You called this function 'doStuff()'? I'm about to end your whole career." For the uninitiated, "LGTM" stands for "Looks Good To Me" - the four letters every developer dreams of seeing in their pull request... right before the reviewer adds "...except for these 47 issues I found."

When The PR Reviewer Meets Their Match

When The PR Reviewer Meets Their Match
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this code reviewer demanding "Assembly support" on a PR, only to get the most eloquent two-word response in programming history! 💀 And then the author just MERGES IT ANYWAY! That's the digital equivalent of flipping someone off, driving away in their Ferrari, and throwing confetti out the window. The 556 thumbs up vs. the reviewer's measly 9 is just *chef's kiss* perfection. For the uninitiated, "LGTM" stands for "Looks Good To Me" - the irony here is just... *dramatic sigh* ...exquisite.

The Pull Request Paradox

The Pull Request Paradox
When faced with a tiny 10-line pull request, we're all code review heroes ready to suggest refactoring into separate functions. But show us a 500-line monstrosity and suddenly it's "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me)—the digital equivalent of "I didn't read this but I trust you didn't break production." The cognitive overload is real! Your brain just nopes out after line 47, and honestly, who has time to review someone's entire dissertation on why they needed 12 nested if-statements?

Speed Of Light? More Like Speed Of Oversight

Speed Of Light? More Like Speed Of Oversight
The graph that exposes our dirty little secret. Nothing says "I trust this code completely" like scrolling at Mach 10 through a 10,000-line PR while muttering "yeah, seems fine" under your breath. The curve shoots up exponentially because we all know the unspoken rule: the longer the PR, the less anyone actually reads it. By line 5,000, you're basically just admiring how pretty the syntax highlighting looks while hitting that approve button. For bonus points, drop an "LGTM" comment to prove you definitely, absolutely, 100% read every single line. Trust me, your future self debugging production at 3 AM will be so grateful.

The Code Review Paradox

The Code Review Paradox
The classic code review paradox! When you hand a dev 10 lines of code, they transform into the world's most meticulous detective—finding edge cases, style issues, and optimization opportunities that would make Sherlock Holmes proud. But somehow, drop 500 lines in their lap and suddenly they've got their rubber stamp ready: "LGTM!" (Looks Good To Me). It's like our brains short-circuit when faced with too much code. The cognitive overload kicks in and we just... give up. "Life's too short to read all this. I trust you didn't break anything in those other 490 lines!" And don't even get me started on pull requests with 5000+ lines. That's when you see the mythical "ship it" comment appear within 30 seconds of submission. Pure magic!