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So we're starting off normal with testing in a test environment—big brain energy, proper procedures, chef's kiss. Then we downgrade slightly to a dedicated test environment, still acceptable, still civilized.
But THEN comes testing in production, where your brain achieves cosmic enlightenment and you become one with the universe because you're literally gambling with real user data like some kind of adrenaline junkie. The stakes? Only your entire company's reputation and your job security!
And the final form? Running production IN TEST. You've transcended reality itself. You've achieved MAXIMUM CHAOS. Your test environment is now hosting actual users while you're frantically debugging with live traffic flowing through. It's like performing open-heart surgery while skydiving. Absolute madness, pure insanity, and yet... some of us have been there. Some of us ARE there right now.
