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Ain't Nobody Got Time For That

4 days ago 225.0K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle between non-technical managers and developers summed up in four glorious panels! 😱 On the left: The developer's face of pure AGONY as they reply "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) without actually reviewing a SINGLE LINE of code because they're drowning in their own deadlines! On the right: The blissfully ignorant non-technical person with their flower crown of innocence asking if the code looks good, then the DEVASTATING realization that the developer didn't even GLANCE at their precious creation! The betrayal! The drama! The technical debt that's about to be unleashed upon the world because NOBODY HAS TIME TO PROPERLY CODE REVIEW ANYMORE! *faints dramatically*

Git Commit To Love

Git Webdev Devops Programming

11 days ago 207.2K views 0 shares

The only place where "conflict resolution" leads to marriage. Guy meets his wife in a GitHub issue thread—probably while they were viciously arguing over tabs vs. spaces or why someone's PR was "absolute garbage." Then the punchline hits: "glad you found a girl who could commit" and "Glad you two merged" followed by "I'll see myself out." It's beautiful, really. From heated technical debates to holy matrimony. And they say romance is dead? Clearly they haven't experienced the raw passion of a 47-comment thread about missing semicolons.

When Developers Get Naming Rights

Git Devops Programming

13 days ago 195.6K views 0 shares

Ah, the inevitable collision of serious software development and internet naming conventions. Someone actually suggested naming Git LFS (Large File Storage) as "Filey McFileface" in an official GitHub issue, and it got 170 upvotes! This is peak developer culture—naming critical infrastructure after the infamous "Boaty McBoatface" incident where the internet was asked to name a research vessel. Engineers can't resist an opportunity to inject absurdity into otherwise serious technical discussions. The real miracle is that Git LFS wasn't actually named this. Somewhere, a product manager is still having nightmares about it.

I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet

Git Devops Agile Programming

24 days ago 236.8K views 0 shares

I Know Who Wrote This But I Can't Prove It Yet

That brief moment of joy when you spot a well-documented PR, only to realize it's from last year and the next one is just as cryptic as ever. The eternal cycle continues. Next year's documentation will be amazing though, right? Narrator: It was not. We all make those New Year's resolutions to document better, but by January 15th we're back to commit messages like "fixed stuff" and PRs with the detailed description of "it works now."

Comments On Reddit Vs PR

Git Devops Agile Programming Debugging

24 days ago 200.9K views 0 shares

The AUDACITY of this meme! 💅 Reddit comments are LITERAL NUCLEAR WARFARE—giant monsters destroying cities with their savage hot takes and brutal opinions! Meanwhile, pull requests? PATHETIC! Just two dinosaur costumes politely waving sticks at each other in the snow. "I think maybe we should refactor this function?" "Yes, wonderful suggestion, colleague!" The professional facade we maintain in code reviews while secretly wanting to go full Godzilla on that atrocious nested for-loop is the greatest performance art of our generation!

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project

Programming Agile Git Debugging

25 days ago 260.6K views 0 shares

I Want To Contribute In Your Group Project

That one teammate who shows up at the last minute with a half-baked pull request while everyone else has been pushing the project forward for weeks. The classic "I helped" contribution that somehow makes it into the final demo despite breaking three unit tests. At least they remembered to add their name to the README.md!

Zero Critical Thinking

Git Javascript Programming

29 days ago 160.2K views 0 shares

When your teammate keeps submitting pull requests that just update the README.md file over and over again. Nothing says "I'm contributing!" quite like seven identical commits that add absolutely nothing of value. Meanwhile, the actual codebase is on fire, but hey, at least the documentation has another typo fixed! The best part? They'll probably list "Git expert" on their resume after this masterclass in version control.

When Your Pull Requests Need Dating Profiles

Linux Devops Git Programming

1 month ago 218.1K views 0 shares

When Your Pull Requests Need Dating Profiles

Welcome to the Linux kernel's GitHub page, where the pull requests are apparently doubling as Tinder profiles. Nothing says "I understand open source contribution" like announcing your relationship status in a PR title. What's next? "Fixed memory leak, also I do CrossFit"? "Optimized driver code, btw I'm vegan"? "Patched security vulnerability, anyone want to see my cat pics?" And 504 open PRs? Linus must be having an aneurysm somewhere. The only thing getting merged here is desperation with code.

Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews

Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing

1 month ago 196.1K views 0 shares

Four Out Of Five Developers Enjoy Code Reviews

The fifth developer is the one who wrote the code being reviewed. Nothing quite like watching your peers beat your spaghetti code to death with sticks while you crawl on the ground wondering why you didn't add those comments they suggested last time. Just another Tuesday in software development.

Are Ya Contributin' Son?

Git Devops Programming

1 month ago 210.8K views 0 shares

Dad bursts in with his cowboy hat energy while junior's GitHub contributions page looks like a graveyard of red X's. Nothing says "I'm coding" like having absolutely nothing to show for it. The classic parent-developer relationship – they think we're building the next Facebook, but really we're just staring at Stack Overflow and hoping our failed PR doesn't get mentioned at the next standup. The commit history doesn't lie, kid.

Something's Definitely Up

Git Devops Agile Programming

1 month ago 254.5K views 0 shares

That suspicious side-eye moment when your coworker who normally submits PRs titled "fixed stuff" with zero comments suddenly delivers a masterpiece of documentation. Either they've been replaced by an AI, they're interviewing elsewhere, or management finally threatened to fire them. Nobody transforms into a model contributor overnight without ulterior motives. Trust issues activated.

The AI Code Detective's Nightmare

AI Devops Agile Git Programming

2 months ago 326.9K views 0 shares

The AUDACITY of these people! Your coworkers are just casually hitting that AI slop pull request button like it's a free candy dispenser while you're over here DYING inside! 😤 They're submitting code that was clearly written by ChatGPT's questionable cousin, with variable names like 'finalFinalActuallyFinalV2' and functions that look like they were written during a fever dream. But the worst part? You can't PROVE it! You're just sitting there, eye twitching, watching your git history become a graveyard of AI-generated monstrosities while management praises them for their "productivity." The betrayal! The horror! The absolute DRAMA of modern development!

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