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GitHub Actions Radicalized Me
Git Devops Agile Programming Testing
1 day ago 178.3K views 0 shares
GitHub Actions Radicalized Me
The duality of developer existence: "These CI checks are required" vs "Fire anyone who bypasses them." Nothing radicalizes a developer faster than watching someone merge code that failed every test while you've been fighting for three days to get your perfectly valid PR to pass that one flaky test. The Kermit meme perfectly captures that moment when you go from "we should follow best practices" to "commit git arson against those who defy the CI gods."

Few Things Won't Change
Linux Devops Git Programming
13 days ago 145.0K views 0 shares
Few Things Won't Change
The year is 2070. Flying cars exist. We've colonized Mars. Quantum computing powers everything. But the Linux kernel? Still not "vibe code." Some poor maintainer is getting a pull request rejected because Linus doesn't think their commit messages spark joy. 50 years from now and we'll still be using git, still dealing with legacy code from the 90s, and still arguing about tabs vs spaces. The more technology advances, the more kernel development stays exactly the same.

At Least It Works
Programming Agile Git Debugging Testing
18 days ago 119.6K views 0 shares
At Least It Works
The duality of a developer's existence captured in two frames! Top panel: You're the unstoppable Hulk, smashing through problems with brute force hacks and questionable solutions. Who cares about best practices when your spaghetti code actually runs? Bottom panel: The crushing reality of code review hits. Suddenly you're the embarrassed Hulk, face-palming as your colleagues discover your 17 nested if-statements, magic numbers, and that comment that says "// TODO: fix this horrible hack before anyone sees it." The ONE WAY sign in the background is the perfect metaphor - there's only one direction after code review: refactoring hell.

Priorities In Programming
Programming Agile
19 days ago 107.1K views 0 shares
Priorities In Programming
Spend 4 hours writing actual code? Nah. Spend half the morning arguing whether it should be userData , user_data , or just data ? Now we're talking! Nothing derails a productive coding session quite like a heated variable naming debate. The real programming happens in Slack threads and pull request comments where we pretend our naming conventions will somehow make the difference between project success and catastrophic failure. Meanwhile, the actual feature remains unimplemented and the deadline inches closer...

Seniored A Bit Too Hard
Programming Devops Agile Git
24 days ago 148.1K views 0 shares
Seniored A Bit Too Hard
The career trajectory no one warns you about: You start as a passionate coder, slinging elegant solutions and building cool stuff. Fast forward five years, and suddenly your hands haven't touched a keyboard in months except to type "LGTM" on pull requests. Your technical skills are slowly fossilizing while you're stuck in meetings explaining to junior devs why their variable names should be more descriptive. The ultimate developer irony - get promoted for being good at coding, then never code again. It's like training your whole life to be a chef only to end up as the restaurant critic.

Have Fun Being On Call
AI Devops Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 178.0K views 0 shares
Have Fun Being On Call
The corporate tech joy ride that ends in a ditch. First, management gets ChatGPT Enterprise and everyone's excited. Then they add Windsurf and the party continues. Soon developers are "vibe coding" instead of writing proper tests. Finally, the AI is reviewing pull requests, and that's when your phone rings at 3 AM because production is on fire. Nothing says "career advancement" like explaining to the CTO why an AI approved code that deleted the customer database because it had "good vibes."

Why Fork It When Nobody Fixes It
Git Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 133.7K views 0 shares
Why Fork It When Nobody Fixes It
The SHEER AUDACITY of those forkers! You spend HOURS tracking down a hideous bug in a repository, dragging your soul through the mud of someone else's code, only to discover that FIFTY-SEVEN people forked the project and NOT A SINGLE ONE bothered to fix it! They just... synchronized with the original like mindless drones! What's the point of open source if everyone's just going to copy-paste the same broken garbage?! The collective disappointment is CRUSHING. It's like opening the fridge fifty times hoping food will magically appear, but it's STILL EMPTY EVERY TIME! 😭

Commit It On Your Own
Programming Devops Agile Git Debugging
1 month ago 126.0K views 1 shares
Commit It On Your Own
Ah, the mythical code review in startup land! While established companies have rigorous PR processes with multiple approvers and nitpicky comments about your variable naming conventions, startups operate in the "move fast and break production" paradigm. Your code gets merged straight to main with zero eyeballs on it because there's no time for pesky quality checks when you're disrupting industries and burning through Series A funding. The best code reviewer you'll get is the exception that crashes the app at 2 AM, forcing you to debug your own spaghetti code while chugging energy drinks. Remember: in startup world, it's not a bug—it's an undocumented feature waiting for the next hotfix!

Code Review Paradox: Eagle Eyes For Others, Blind As A Bat For Self
Debugging Git Programming Testing
1 month ago 103.8K views 0 shares
Code Review Paradox: Eagle Eyes For Others, Blind As A Bat For Self
The superhuman ability to spot a missing semicolon in someone else's 5000-line codebase vs. the complete blindness to your own glaringly obvious infinite loop that's been crashing production for three days. The cognitive dissonance is real! Your brain literally transforms into Patrick Star when reviewing your own masterpiece of spaghetti code. It's like having microscopic vision for others' syntax errors but developing sudden selective code blindness the moment you open your own pull request.

The Vibe Code At Its Best
Git Security Devops Programming Testing
1 month ago 217.2K views 0 shares
The Vibe Code At Its Best
Behold, the modern developer in their natural habitat! This isn't just coding—it's vibe coding . Who needs security best practices when you can just commit API keys directly to GitHub? It's like hiding your house key under the doormat, except the doormat is indexed by Google. Documentation? Tests? Please. Those are for developers who don't name their variables with the perfect aesthetic. Why write tests when you can spend three hours curating the perfect lo-fi playlist that you'll listen to while not writing tests? The true art form isn't solving problems—it's creating new PRs to fix your previous PRs while your IDE looks absolutely fabulous with that custom theme you spent a day configuring. And when everything is literally on fire? That's the perfect time to update your GitHub profile README. Priorities, people!

That's What I Call Vibe Coding
AI Devops Git Programming
2 months ago 132.5K views 0 shares
That's What I Call Vibe Coding
The modern developer's digital mirror match! GitHub Copilot is shaking hands with itself in the ultimate AI narcissism loop. When your code assistant both writes and reviews your code, it's basically just patting itself on the back. "Great job me, I approve of what I wrote!" This is peak programming efficiency—why waste time having humans review code when the robot can just high-five itself? The circle of AI life is complete. Next up: GitHub Copilot creating pull requests for problems it invented while reviewing its own code.

The Git Playlist: Sounds Of Developer Despair
Git Webdev Devops Programming
2 months ago 123.9K views 0 shares
The Git Playlist: Sounds Of Developer Despair
Someone turned Git commands into a Spotify playlist, and it's the soundtrack of my existential coding crisis. First you "Pull," then "Push It" (real Salt-N-Pepa style), followed by "Merge" which takes a whopping 6 minutes because merges never go smoothly. Then comes the inevitable "Conflict" track, followed by the desperate "Pull Request" plea to your senior dev. The playlist climaxes with "Blame" and Taylor Swift's "Don't Blame Me" because we all know git blame is just the beginning of the finger-pointing ceremony. Finally, when all else fails, there's "REVERT" and "Cherry Picking" to salvage what's left of your dignity and codebase. This playlist is basically the 9 stages of Git grief.