Pull requests Memes

Dad bursts in with his cowboy hat energy while junior's GitHub contributions page looks like a graveyard of red X's. Nothing says "I'm coding" like having absolutely nothing to show for it. The classic parent-developer relationship – they think we're building the next Facebook, but really we're just staring at Stack Overflow and hoping our failed PR doesn't get mentioned at the next standup. The commit history doesn't lie, kid.

That suspicious side-eye moment when your coworker who normally submits PRs titled "fixed stuff" with zero comments suddenly delivers a masterpiece of documentation. Either they've been replaced by an AI, they're interviewing elsewhere, or management finally threatened to fire them. Nobody transforms into a model contributor overnight without ulterior motives. Trust issues activated.

The AUDACITY of some developers! 💅 First, they quietly fork some poor abandoned GitHub repo that's been collecting digital dust for years. Then these ABSOLUTE MASTERMINDS update a few libraries, slap on their precious little feature, and have the sheer NERVE to declare their fork as the "new official source" on the original repo. But wait, it gets better! When actual humans dare to ask questions or submit PRs? *GHOSTED* faster than your ex after saying "we need to talk." The clown makeup progression is just *chef's kiss* - from mild deception to full-on open-source circus performer! It's the GitHub equivalent of claiming squatter's rights on someone's code and then ignoring the neighbors!

The duality of developer existence: "These CI checks are required" vs "Fire anyone who bypasses them." Nothing radicalizes a developer faster than watching someone merge code that failed every test while you've been fighting for three days to get your perfectly valid PR to pass that one flaky test. The Kermit meme perfectly captures that moment when you go from "we should follow best practices" to "commit git arson against those who defy the CI gods."