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Job postings demanding 8-12 years of experience for tools that dropped last Tuesday? Check. Requiring 5 years of production experience on a framework that's still in beta? Absolutely. And let's not forget the classic "must have built a time machine" requirement (bonus points if you actually did).
Meanwhile, recruiters are out here looking for "senior engineers" on a stack that literally released in 2023 and hasn't even hit v1.0 yet. The math ain't mathing, but that won't stop them from rejecting 500 qualified candidates because they don't tick every impossible box.
And the good engineers? They're just scrolling past these unicorn job postings, watching the industry collectively lose its mind while companies wonder why they can't find talent. Spoiler alert: maybe stop asking for more years of experience than the technology has existed.
