Imported Package Tariffs

npm node modules maven dependencies Homebrew Package managers Cargo

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3 months ago 183,906 views 0 shares

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javascript-memes, npm-memes, python-memes, rust-memes, package-managers-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah, the dependency economy strikes again! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like slapping tariffs on all your package managers. 67% on NPM? That's how you end up with node_modules the size of Wyoming but still missing that one critical dependency. And Cargo at 90%? Rust developers about to start smuggling crates across the border. Meanwhile, Homebrew at just 14% is clearly the "very fine package manager on both sides." The only thing growing faster than these tariffs is your package-lock.json file.

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