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THE AUDACITY! You ask a SIMPLE yes/no question and these monsters hit you with a dissertation! Boolean questions should return true or false, not the entire works of Shakespeare! Every developer has faced that moment of existential crisis when expecting a 1 or 0 and getting back someone's life story instead. It's like ordering a coffee and receiving an ocean - THANKS FOR DROWNING ME IN UNNECESSARY DATA! 💀

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of schools asking students to compete in creating their website only to STEAL THE WINNER'S WORK! 🙄 It's the corporate equivalent of saying "Hey kids, design my logo for free, and I'll give the winner a shoutout on Instagram!" Except the prize is... absolutely nothing but the privilege of having your work exploited! Congratulations, you've just experienced your first taste of the tech industry's favorite pastime: getting professional work done for the bargain price of a gold star and a pat on the head! 💀

When faced with a choice between proper debugging tools and littering your code with print statements, the red button wins every time. It's like choosing between a surgical scalpel and a sledgehammer for brain surgery, yet somehow we all default to the sledgehammer. The dopamine hit from seeing console.log("made it here") is just too powerful to resist. Sure, debuggers exist, but why use sophisticated tools when you can turn your terminal into an unreadable wall of text?

Content STOP DOING JAVASCRIPT DOCUMENTS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TURING-COMPLETE YEARS OF WEB TECHNOLOGY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than HTML FORMS Wanted to do more anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "ADOBE FLASH" "Yes please connect the Redux thunk to a Suspense. Please instantiate WebAssembly streaming." ' - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Web Developers have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the computers compilers we built for them (This is REAL Javascript, done by REAL Web Developers) 0 node slack Welcome to Node.js v15.10.0 Type " help" for more information. (J!C)C!C!CJJ nodemodules 807 items ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like undefined apples please" They have played us for absolute fools

Content JAVASCRIPT IS COUNTER-STRIKE COOL BUT GETS WORSE THE MORE YOU UNDERSTAND C IS DARK SOULS You'rE KIlleD BY THE TUTORIAL BOll IF PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES WERE GAMES toggl KOTLIN IS TETRIS BUILT BY COMMUNISM, RUNS ON CAPITALISM HASKELL IS DUNGEONS DRAGOnS IT WOULD BE COOL IF YOU ACTUALLY STARTED PLAYING C IS TIC-TAC-TOE EASY, UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING AGAINST THE MACHINE JAVA IS DOOM RUnS ON 3 BILlioN DEVICES PERL IS HIDE-AND-SEEK DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE HIDING, BECAUSE NO ONE IS LOOKING SWIFT IS MONOPOLY A LESSON IN CORPORATE GREED ASSEMBLY IS A COUPLE OF NAILS AND A PLANK YOU CALL IT "LEGO" PHP IS AN ELEPHANT BEATING You TO DEATH WITH A PADDLE -BALL DART IS THE GAme YoU LOST.