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Help I Think This Is A Sliding Window

Algorithms Programming

3 days ago 62.1K views 0 shares

Help I Think This Is A Sliding Window

OH. MY. GOD. This coding interview question is the FINAL BOSS of absurdity! 💀 They want you to find the meaning of life in an INFINITE array with O(log(🍆)) time complexity and NO EXTRA MEMORY?! Excuse me while I dramatically faint onto my keyboard! The eggplant emoji in the Big O notation is just the chef's kiss of ridiculousness. Like, sure honey, I'll just casually process infinity, find existential truth, AND do it with vegetable-logarithmic efficiency. All before lunch! The "return it anyway" if it doesn't exist part is the algorithmic equivalent of "just make something up if you don't know the answer." Pure chaos energy!

Such Requirements

Security Programming

1 month ago 108.7K views 0 shares

Such Requirements

Oh. My. GOD! 😱 The absolute AUDACITY of this organization demanding a PIN between 80 and 127 characters?! What am I supposed to do, type out the entire Declaration of Independence as my PIN?! 🔐 This is the security equivalent of asking someone to recite pi to 100 decimal places while standing on one foot during an earthquake. Congratulations, your account is now Fort Knox, but you'll NEVER be able to log in again because WHO REMEMBERS AN 80+ CHARACTER PIN?! The best part? They call it a "PIN" - as if "Personal Identification Novel" was what that acronym stood for all along. At this point, just ask for my DNA sample and firstborn child instead! 💀