Adventures In Vibe Coding

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1 month ago 178,585 views 1 shares

Adventures In Vibe Coding

coding-memes, miscommunication-memes, workplace-memes, literal-memes, programming-humor-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OMG, the HORROR of taking things too literally! 😱 Someone's boss suggested "vibe coding" - probably meaning to code with good energy or follow the team's coding style - but INSTEAD they grabbed an actual vibrator! The absolute AUDACITY of miscommunication in tech! And those striped socks are clearly the mark of a developer who's given up on all professional boundaries. This is what happens when you don't specify your requirements properly, people! The sprint retrospective is going to be AWKWARD AF! 💀

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