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Adventures In Vibe Coding

Adventures In Vibe Coding
OMG, the HORROR of taking things too literally! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Someone's boss suggested "vibe coding" - probably meaning to code with good energy or follow the team's coding style - but INSTEAD they grabbed an actual vibrator! The absolute AUDACITY of miscommunication in tech! And those striped socks are clearly the mark of a developer who's given up on all professional boundaries. This is what happens when you don't specify your requirements properly, people! The sprint retrospective is going to be AWKWARD AF! ๐Ÿ’€

Found The Bug

Found The Bug
Finally, a bug that's actually visible to the naked eye! This little critter decided to make itself at home right in the middle of someone's code. Talk about literal debugging. The irony of an actual insect crawling across curly braces and semicolons is just *chef's kiss*. Somewhere, a QA engineer is filling out a bug report that reads "Found bug on line 31. No, seriously, it has six legs and everything."

Docker In Real Life

Docker In Real Life
The nightmare of every DevOps engineer - literal shipping containers labeled "API" stacked like Docker containers. Your therapist says Dockerised APIs can't hurt you, but there they are, physically manifesting in the real world. This is what happens when you take "containerization" too literally. Next thing you know, your microservices will be delivered by actual microscopic courier services.