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Abstract Stuff

oop Code comments Procrastination Object oriented programming Deadline Lorem ipsum Placeholder Abstract-classes

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Abstract Stuff

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Oh sweet summer child asking why everyone's being mean to this mysterious creature! The comments section absolutely DEMOLISHED this poor thing with programmer humor. Someone hit it with "Abstract Mammal extends Animal{}" because apparently even innocent animals can't escape object-oriented programming roasts. Then somebody called it "Lorem Ipsum" which is just *chef's kiss* brutal—comparing a living being to placeholder text. And the absolute SAVAGERY of "You just bought a template" implying this animal isn't even real, just some stock asset. The final nail in the coffin? "They submitted this one at 23:59 during creation"—because even God was procrastinating and slapped this together last minute before the deadline. The programming community really looked at this confused little creature and said "let's make it a metaphor for bad code."

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