What Could Go Wrong

What Could Go Wrong
database-design-memes, prisma-memes, junior-vs-senior-memes, schema-design-memes, technical-debt-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Junior dev: "I designed a database in 3 hours! Give me a medal!"

Senior devs: *looking at the schema with User and userId in the same model, nullable fields everywhere, and enums that'll need constant updating*

This is why database design takes weeks. The junior's Prisma schema is a ticking time bomb of future migration nightmares, circular dependencies, and queries that'll bring production to its knees when you hit more than 100 users.

Six months later, they'll be writing a Medium article titled "How I Survived My First Database Redesign" while the senior devs silently add another gray hair to their collection.

More Like This