The classic Greek myth gets a programming twist! While the goddesses offer power, gold, and beauty, Paris immediately abandons all reason when the fourth competitor shows up with the ultimate developer fantasy: bug-free code.
Let's be honest - we'd all choose the magical rubber duck that promises error-free coding over any worldly treasure. The fact that it's a rubber duck (the universal debugging companion) makes this extra brilliant. Who needs Aphrodite when you can have code that works on the first try?