The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

Content Dariusz Sadowski 3rd Head of Engineering I The Thinking in Tech ... View my newsletter 1W G The worst code I worked with sold for 700M It changed how I see tech: Iwas an idealist: Clean code Thorough testing Best architecture possible When I saw the news, I realised I was wrong There was value in 2 enormous PHP monoliths Integrated over database Without tests The business made 1B in trades. The software was just an automation. Business value Tech purity Follow

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

In the software development realm, there's a clear hierarchy of suffering, and PHP sits firmly at the bottom. Nobody wants to touch PHP with a ten-foot keyboard until... dramatic lightning someone actually needs it. The comic perfectly captures that moment when developers would rather sit alone in existential despair than volunteer for general programming tasks, but suddenly spring to attention when PHP is mentioned—not out of enthusiasm, but with the maniacal energy of someone who knows they're about to witness a train wreck and can't look away. It's like finding out your friend needs help moving, and you're suddenly very busy—until they mention their new place has a hot tub. Except the hot tub is full of legacy code and deprecated functions.

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