The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

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The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

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The only thing scarier than a merge conflict at 4:59 PM on Friday? The WordPress logo appearing in your project requirements. That blue "W" has sent more senior devs running for the hills than any code review. It's the universal signal that you're about to spend the next three months fighting with someone else's janky plugins and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. The brave facade crumbles instantly when faced with the cosmic horror of inheriting a five-year-old WordPress site with 37 abandoned plugins and a custom theme coded by an "SEO expert."

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