The Ultimate Developer Nightmare

Content 6:48 PM 0.9KBsail C 59g 1 am facing this type of error. OS centos 7 PHP 8.0 installed How to resolve this issue. Seniors kind ... See More 198 14 13 Comments 1 Like Comment PEOPLE There's your solution. Just change your code as shown in my screenshot. f Like Reply 10

When you try to write C# but your muscle memory from PHP won't let go. Look at that beautiful mess: a private property with a getter that returns $this->_id and a setter doing $this->_id++ . Someone's brain is stuck between two worlds and honestly? Same. The best part is the PHPDoc comment with @var IReadOnlyCollection<User> sitting right above $_owners . It's like watching someone try to speak French with a German accent while writing in English. The IDE is probably having an aneurysm trying to parse this monstrosity. This is what happens when you spend 10 years in PHP land and your company forces you to switch to C#. Your fingers just refuse to cooperate. No amount of ReSharper warnings will fix this kind of trauma.

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Java sitting at 174 points like it's collecting war crimes. SQL and PHP are basically tied for "I'm not proud of what I've done" at 58 and 52 respectively. Python's surprisingly low at 12—guess people are too busy writing one-liners to feel ashamed. But the real plot twist? JavaScript only has 6 shame points. Either JS developers have achieved enlightenment and transcended shame, or they've been doing it wrong for so long that they've simply forgotten what good code looks like. My money's on the latter. Fortran and COBOL making the list is chef's kiss—respect to the ancient ones still maintaining that legacy banking system from 1972. MATLAB bringing up the rear with 2 points because the three people still using it are too busy with matrix multiplication to care about shame.

Content Your friend wants to learn to program. What language do you recommend? A. JavaScript B. Java (includes Kotlin) C. Ruby D. Python E. C F. Go G. CC H. Swift 1. PHP 9:48 pm 12 Oct 20 Twitter for iPhone 3 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 53 Likes 17 thepoosh lepoosh 13h Replying to donnfelker the question is always "what do you want to do with it?" if it's apps, SwiftJava if it's websites (front and back) javascript if it's data science probably python if it's government C if I hate him PHP

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