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When You Only Know HTML

When You Only Know HTML
Ah yes, the classic "structure without function" approach. This mint-green building is basically what happens when you try to build a web app with just HTML – it exists, it has a structure, but don't expect it to actually do anything. It's like showing up to a gunfight with a particularly nice cardboard cutout of a gun. Sure, it looks like a building/website from a distance, but try clicking any button and you'll just hear the hollow echo of static content. The modern web equivalent of a painted facade in an old Western movie set.

Must Prevalidate All Fields

Must Prevalidate All Fields
Ah yes, the classic "tell me what's wrong AFTER I've already filled out the form" UX nightmare. Nothing says "we hate our users" quite like hiding password requirements until AFTER you've failed validation. It's like a chef waiting until you've finished cooking to mention you needed paprika. And the cherry on top? That password manager popup suggesting "Hey, let me store this password that doesn't meet requirements and will never work!" Brilliant design strategy: frustrate users first, THEN show them how to succeed. Frontend developers everywhere are slow-clapping.

Engineering Manager And Fullstack Lead Trying To Center A Div

Engineering Manager And Fullstack Lead Trying To Center A Div
Two senior devs staring intensely at a screen trying to center a div - the most elusive achievement in CSS. Eight years of experience, six-figure salaries, and yet here they are... squinting at margins and padding like they're deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. The eternal frontend struggle captured in feline form. After trying flexbox, grid, and 17 StackOverflow solutions, they'll eventually just add margin: 0 auto and call it "responsive design."

Vibe Coders Centering A Div Without AI

Vibe Coders Centering A Div Without AI
The eternal CSS struggle visualized perfectly! Two cats sitting symmetrically on either side of a laptop—nature's way of demonstrating display: flex; justify-content: center; before AI could help. Frontend devs spent years perfecting div centering with margin hacks and float nightmares, while these cats just... intuitively get it. Balanced. Proportional. No Stack Overflow required. The cats have mastered what took humans decades to figure out with CSS.

Trust Issues With CSS Colors

Trust Issues With CSS Colors
When someone asks why you have trust issues, just point to CSS color naming. The comic brilliantly captures the eternal frustration of CSS color inconsistency - where #808080 is "gray" but #A9A9A9 is "darkgray" despite being literally lighter! And don't even mention the nightmare of "sea green" variants that haunt frontend developers' dreams. The hex codes are RIGHT THERE in the panels showing the absurdity. It's like CSS was designed by someone who failed kindergarten color theory.

The RGB Fingernail Debugger

The RGB Fingernail Debugger
The RGB hand sign - for when you need to debug CSS colors at 3 AM. Those three fingernails painted in red, green, and blue represent the holy trinity of web design pain. Every frontend dev has had that moment of "Is this #00FF00 or #00FF01?" while their sanity slowly fades away. And yes, we've all secretly considered painting our nails like this during that eighth consecutive hour of trying to match the designer's "slightly off-white but not quite eggshell" color.

CSS Properties On A First-Name Basis

CSS Properties On A First-Name Basis
Front-end developers are out here anthropomorphizing CSS properties like they're Pokémon. The joke is that each CSS property has a "full name" and an abbreviated "nickname" that devs use: text-emphasis-style: sesame → TESS shape-inside: auto → SIA text-orientation: mixed → TOM And then there's align-self: stretch who's clearly had it with this naming convention nonsense. The character is literally stretched vertically, looking miserable about the whole situation. Seven years into my career and I still have to Google "how to center a div" but sure, let's pretend we're on a first-name basis with these properties.

CSS Gardening

CSS Gardening
Finally, a gardener who understands CSS! The tree has position: relative (it's staying put), the branches have display: none (they've been chopped off), and the leaves are position: absolute; bottom: 0px (stubbornly growing only at the base). It's what happens when you let a frontend developer loose with pruning shears. Nature doesn't stand a chance against someone who's spent years fighting with flexbox.

The Reddit Lane Change Maneuver

The Reddit Lane Change Maneuver
The Reddit dev team making that hard right turn away from "doing something creative" to "moving notification to separate page" is the ultimate product management swerve. Classic case of developers ignoring user experience for the sake of... what exactly? Nobody knows! It's like they saw users enjoying the convenient modal notifications and thought, "You know what would make this better? Making people click more things!" The sudden lane change perfectly captures that moment when product decisions leave users gripping their mice in terror wondering who's actually driving this platform.

The Div Is Finally Centered

The Div Is Finally Centered
When you've spent 6 hours trying to center a div with CSS and finally get it right, you deserve a smoke break. That tiny seedling represents the one functional component in your otherwise barren project. The cigarette is what's left of your sanity after fighting with flexbox all day.

The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With This Bullshit CSS

The Lion Does Not Concern Himself With This Bullshit CSS
The duality of frontend developers! One minute we're roaring like majestic kings of the digital jungle, spouting philosophical nonsense about how we're above petty concerns... and the VERY NEXT SECOND we're having an existential meltdown because our div won't center! DISPLAY: FLEX! JUSTIFY-CONTENT: CENTER! ALIGN-ITEMS: CENTER! WHY WON'T YOU OBEY ME?! The universe has exactly two states: feeling like a coding god and being utterly defeated by 3 lines of CSS. There is no in-between.

CSS Gets Political With Color Names

CSS Gets Political With Color Names
CSS joins the resistance by removing "ice" from its color name. Revolutionary naming convention or just another reason why frontend developers can't have nice things? Next week: we'll rename padding-right to padding-correct because politics belongs in stylesheets apparently. Your browser will now render in shades of political statements.