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Every Developer's Kryptonite
Programming
15 days ago 55.8K views 0 shares
Every Developer's Kryptonite
Just like vampires fear sunshine and Superman fears kryptonite, modern developers run screaming from COBOL code. That ancient green screen with its uppercase commands might as well be garlic to a vampire. The joke's on us though—those legacy COBOL systems still run 95% of ATM transactions and most airline booking systems. Nothing strikes fear in the heart of a 20-something React developer quite like being told "we need you to maintain this 60-year-old mainframe code." Career kryptonite indeed.

The Ultimate Programming Fear
C++ Javascript Programming
1 month ago 95.3K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Programming Fear
Oh. My. GOD. This is the programming equivalent of creating a monster that defies the laws of nature! 😱 Writing a JavaScript compiler in C++ is just Tuesday for hardcore devs, but a C++ compiler IN JAVASCRIPT?! That's like trying to fit an elephant into a matchbox while the matchbox is ON FIRE. The sheer AUDACITY of someone who would attempt such madness! They're not just playing with fire—they're juggling nuclear warheads while riding a unicycle across Niagara Falls. Whoever attempts this unholy abomination clearly has no fear, no boundaries, and probably no remaining sanity. Stay far, FAR away from that person at hackathons!

Truly Terrifying
Java Programming Backend
2 months ago 77.2K views 1 shares
Truly Terrifying
The scariest jack-o'-lantern for developers isn't a ghost or monster—it's the Java logo carved into a pumpkin! Nothing says "Halloween horror" quite like the thought of maintaining legacy Java code with 500 AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBeans lurking in the shadows. This pumpkin doesn't say "Boo!"—it whispers "Your application needs another dependency update" when you least expect it. Truly terrifying indeed!