Let's Create A Programming Nightmare

Spent 45 minutes debugging a function that wasn't returning a value, only to realize I never actually called the function in the first place. That moment of realization hits like a ton of bricks—you go from frantically searching for complex bugs to discovering you're the bug. It's like building an entire spaceship and forgetting to press the launch button. The compiler's just sitting there thinking, "I can't believe this human has a CS degree."

The glorious fall of programmer dignity, visualized in perfect clarity. Once upon a time, developers were digital demigods who wrote code without AI crutches, built entire games in Assembly (because apparently suffering builds character), crafted code that literally sent humans to the moon, and performed memory management wizardry by hand. Fast forward to today's pathetic reality: developers frantically Googling how to center a div (still an unsolved mystery of computer science), begging ChatGPT to fix basic syntax errors, getting permanently trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer Hotel California, and introducing three new bugs while fixing one—a net negative contribution to humanity. The evolution from muscle-bound coding titans to helpless brain-worms perfectly captures how we've traded actual knowledge for dependency on tools. Progress!

Frontend: Peaceful meadow, gentle breeze, holding a cute baby while lying on flowers. Backend: Same meadow, but now there's an apocalyptic hellscape in the background, the baby is a demon spawn, and you're desperately trying not to get eaten alive while maintaining the same cheerful demeanor for the stakeholders. Just another Tuesday in fullstack development.

Content arr 6,4,8,2,1,3,7,5 while True: if isSorted(arr): return arr MILT waits for the cosmic solar radiation to manipulate the bits and sorts the list ITIN

The embedded systems world is having a full-blown affair with C/C++ while giving Rust the cold shoulder. Despite Rust's memory safety guarantees and zero-cost abstractions, embedded devs keep crawling back to their toxic exes C and C++. It's like watching someone choose dial-up when fiber is available because "we've always done it this way." The embedded community's relationship status with C/C++ is definitely: "It's complicated" – and by complicated, I mean "refusing to move on despite all the segfaults and buffer overflows."

Content When you solve some trivial problem without using StackOverflow and it only took you 3 hours I'm literally the smartest programmer that's ever lived