Let's Create A Programming Nightmare

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Ah yes, the authentic game dev experience – crying in bed while wrestling with OpenGL collision detection. No fancy ergonomic setup, no whiteboard full of brilliant algorithms, just pure existential despair with C++ error messages burning into your retinas at 2 AM. This isn't just coding, it's emotional damage with syntax highlighting. The "TRUE VIBE" isn't the satisfaction of solving problems – it's the soul-crushing reality that you've spent 16 hours debugging why your character falls through the floor when walking diagonally.

The setup is brilliant—starts with what seems like profound programming wisdom, then BAM! Cuts to a 403 Forbidden error. It's the perfect metaphor for coding life! You think you're about to learn the secret sauce to becoming a great programmer, but instead hit the dreaded access denied wall. Just like when you're deep in documentation only to discover the crucial API endpoint is behind a paywall or geo-restricted. The 403 error is basically the universe saying "nice try, buddy" to your career aspirations. Bonus points for the robot illustration falling apart—just like my code after the third refactor.

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