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The Corporate Website's Dirty Little Secret

The Corporate Website's Dirty Little Secret
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of these Fortune 500 companies with their fancy-schmancy websites! 💅 All polished and professional on the outside, but pull back that mask and GASP! It's just WordPress admin lurking underneath! The digital equivalent of finding out your crush's perfect hair is actually a $12.99 wig from Amazon. The corporate world's most poorly kept secret - billion-dollar empires built on the same CMS your aunt uses for her cat blog. SCANDALOUS! 🙀

PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like:

PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like:
Ah, the eternal bathroom standoff between PHP and literally everyone else. After 30+ years of being the internet's punching bag, PHP devs have developed the thickest skin in tech. While other languages come and go with their fancy new paradigms, PHP just keeps chugging along like that legacy codebase nobody wants to touch but somehow powers half the internet. The best part? By 2025, PHP devs won't even flinch at the hate. They'll just be counting their WordPress maintenance contract money while the "modern" JavaScript framework of the week implodes spectacularly. Remember: PHP has been "dying" since 2004, yet somehow still runs 77% of the web. That's not a language—that's a cockroach with job security.

Am I Still Alive?

Am I Still Alive?
The eternal zombie of web development strikes again! PHP continues to shamble along despite countless "PHP is dead" articles published every year since approximately 2005. The language that powers 77% of all websites somehow persists through constant ridicule, security concerns, and syntactical oddities that would make any CS professor weep. Yet there it is, running WordPress, Facebook, and probably your company's legacy codebase that nobody wants to touch. Its survival skills are unmatched - like a cockroach after nuclear winter, PHP simply refuses to die.

Make Webdev Great Again

Make Webdev Great Again
Finally, an executive order I can get behind! The dream of every frontend developer who's spent hours fighting with WordPress's labyrinthine plugin system and mysterious database errors. Next up: banning jQuery and declaring all websites must be static HTML files hosted on GitHub Pages. The revolution will be minified and gzipped!

PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like

PHP Devs In 2025 Be Like
The bathroom standoff of programming languages continues into 2025. While other devs avoid the PHP programmer at the urinals like he's carrying a digital plague, the PHP dev is still clinging to relevance with that desperate "78% of the Internet" statistic. It's the coding equivalent of that guy who peaked in high school and won't stop talking about that one touchdown. Sure, WordPress powers a chunk of the web, but so did Internet Explorer once upon a time. Doesn't mean it wasn't a dumpster fire with legacy support.

Word Press And Php Give Me Ptsd

Word Press And Php Give Me Ptsd
That thousand-yard stare when you've just spent hours debugging someone's ChatGPT-generated WordPress PHP abomination. The code technically "works" but violates every coding standard known to mankind. You've fixed it, but at what cost? Your soul? Your sanity? Both? This is the face of a developer who just discovered 17 nested if statements and a function named "do_the_thing_please_work()" with 300 lines of uncommented spaghetti code. The war flashbacks are real.

Boydont Ilovewordpress

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Content Engineers who can't code Designers who can't design WordPress

And That How Wordpress Was Created

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Content Engineers who can't code Designers who can't design WordPress

Storages Are Liquid

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Content OS Dynamic Storage Allocation Be Like: First Fit Best Fit Worst Fit HIF IT FITS. I SITS CAT IN A DRAWER "ICHTEEVERWORIO WORDPRESS COM

Wordpress Developer

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Content I am a web developer I make websites using wordpress

Got This Text Today

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Content You know anything about Wordpress since you code? It's like a ai website designer iMessage

When a programmer decides to launch a new blog.

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Content Use WordPress and finish it within 2 hours Use a server-less REST GraphOL JS-in-CSS React-Vue-Angular Web Assembly Al Hybrid and spend days building it