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My Buddy Works Retail

myBuddyWorksRetail | programming-memes, cms-memes, program-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Yet Another Must Know Abbreviation

yetAnotherMustKnowAbbreviation | cms-memes, aws-memes, c-memes, IT-memes, cs-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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The world created by a programmer

The world created by a programmer | programming-memes, programmer-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, c++-memes, bug-memes, mongodb-memes, rest-memes, xaml-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, overflow-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, documentation-memes, cookie-memes, dependencies-memes, dependency-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content IF THE WORLD WAS CREATED BY A PROGRAMMER In THE BEGINNINg, THERE WAS THE HEavEN AND THE EArTH BUT THE EARTH WAS FORMLESS AND BUGGY, WITHOUT DOCUMENTATION BY toggl AND THE PROGRAMMER SAW THAT IT WAS NoT GOOD. THEN YOU SAID "LET ThErE BE LIGHT! BUT THE LIGHT Did NOT COMPILE. On THE SECOND DAY YOU MERGE WATER YOU CREATE A HACK SO THAT LIGHT IS PART OF THE LAND TO CREATE DARKNESS, YoU NEED TO HIDE THE LAND, BUT THAT'S OK CAUSE CREATURES WONT BE ADDED UNTIL LATER. AND STACKOVERFLOW SAID IT'S FINE MAINES BUT BECAUSE OF THE DEPENDENCY, LIGHT BREAKS AS IS ACCIDENTALL LAND FLOODED YOU CHECK STACKOVERFLOW (IN THE DARKNESS IT's THE ThiRD DAY. YOU TRY TO ADD CREATURES YOU ADD THEM IN THE TURNS OUT THE CREATURES IN THE DARKNESS, BUT BROWSER USING COOKIES, THERE'S NO LAND WITHOUT WHICH UNFORTUNATELY NEEDED TO BE ADDED SOONER MAKES THEM MORTAL BUt The CLIent FORGOT To LIGHT, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE LIGHT BECAUSE OF THE MENTION THAT WATER. IT'S THE FOURTH DAY. YOU DECIDE TO USE C TO CREATE A BALLOON YOU ALSO USE STL TURNS OUT THE ISSUES FOR ABSTRACTIONS AND THaT INFLATES THE EARTH IT WORKS OUT GREAT WERE CAUSED BY THE WITH FLAT EARTH DESIGN COMPLICATIONS WHATSOEVER! IT'S ThE FIFtH DaY YOU START ADDING PEOPLE TO HELP You. ON THe SIXTH DAY YoU LOOk AT THE CHAOS YOU CREATED DANGLING YOU DECIDE TO CREATE THEM IN YOUR LIKENESS, WHICH IS A MISTAKE REACT REACT THEY IMMEDIATELY POPULATE THE EARTH WITH HACKS, FADS AND UNNECESSARY JAVASCRIPT LIBRARIES (FUCKIT.JS' QUERY YOU ATTEMPT TO LEAD PEOPLE BACK TO SENSIBLE PROGRAMMING, BUT IT IS TOO LATE- EVERYTHING RUNS ON DEPENDENCIES DAYTIMEAIR.JS HORIZON SEA.JS REALISTIC.WAVES.JS BETTERBANKS.J. BASE.JS ON THE SEVENTH DAY YoU REALLY WANT TO REST, BUT YOU NEED TO ORGANISE ALL You've CREATE GO TOGGL.COM

I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea.

I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea. | html-memes, code-memes, php-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, errors-memes, version-memes, django-memes, xml-memes, oracle-memes, function-memes, facebook-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, header-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PHP presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting(E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?yml version"1.0" encoding"UTF.8" 2' "p"):?

Can testify

Can testify | developer-memes, web developer-memes, web-memes, cms-memes, test-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Thread Chris Cherupil liked Heather Buchel hbuchel Every web developer has their "but what if I made my own CMS for this project?" phase at least once 2:06 AM 07 Mar 22 Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 528 Likes 17

Has fb Always Been This Bloated?

Has fb Always Been This Bloated? | ux-memes, cms-memes, data-memes, json-memes, class-memes, div-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Know your worth!

Know your worth! | cms-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I took care of everything: domain registration, DB setup, CMS install, plugins, etc.. Awesom But... 10 000 for 10 minutes are you kidding? Why the hell is it so expensive? All is up and running, it's your turn to play! And it took less than 10 minutes. Very impressive... That, sir, it's because it took me 10 years to be able to do it in 10 minutes! CommitStrip.com

Who needs license agreements when you got this! F

Who needs license agreements when you got this! F | html-memes, code-memes, php-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, errors-memes, django-memes, oracle-memes, function-memes, facebook-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, header-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PH spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print '?xmi version"1.o" encoding"UTFg" 7'

I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea. ss

I'm getting second thoughts about whether accepting this job was a good idea. ss | html-memes, code-memes, php-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, version-memes, django-memes, xml-memes, oracle-memes, function-memes, facebook-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, header-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Don't read the source, Luke!

Don't read the source, Luke! | code-memes, php-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, errors-memes, version-memes, django-memes, xml-memes, oracle-memes, function-memes, facebook-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting(E ALL); ini set ("displayerrors", true); printi'7xml version"1.0" encoding "UTF-8" 7'. "In"):?

Know your worth!

Know your worth! | cms-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content I took care of everything: domain registration, DB setup, CMS install, plugins, etc.. Awesom But... 10 000 for 10 minutes are you kidding? Why the hell is it so expensive? All is up and running, it's your turn to play! And it took less than 10 minutes. Very impressive... That, sir, it's because it took me 10 years to be able to do it in 10 minutes! CommitStrip.com

Who needs license agreements when you got this! F

Who needs license agreements when you got this! F | html-memes, code-memes, php-memes, design-memes, cms-memes, errors-memes, django-memes, oracle-memes, function-memes, facebook-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, cli-memes, jar-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, header-memes, vm-memes, comment-memes, framework-memes, manager-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a BaseX setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PH spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print '?xmi version"1.o" encoding"UTFg" 7'