PHP Is Like A Zombie

Content PHP in blogger classic template Asked 4 years ago Modified 4 years ago Viewed 95 times -1 1 just need to know how to run PHP in blogger classic theme. I use blogger and google domains to run HTML code. Blogger doesn't have advanced features. It is running as a comment. want to run ?php echo GET"body"; ? How do I fix that? Thanks! EDIT I could use javascript to "get" from the url, but how would I do that? javascript php html blogger ProdrammerHumor.io

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The job market hierarchy in full display! First panel: hopeful programmer asking if anyone needs their services. Second panel: crushing rejection and existential crisis ensues. Third panel: suddenly someone needs a developer! Fourth panel: plot twist—it's for PHP and the dramatic lightning effects perfectly capture every modern developer's internal screaming. The ultimate programming food chain where PHP sits at the bottom of the desirability spectrum. Even desperate unemployed devs have standards! It's basically the equivalent of saying "I need someone to maintain this COBOL codebase from 1972 with zero documentation."

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Content o parent Tavorite on: Pornhub Adult content Montreal QC On-site pornhub.com (NSFW) Come work at the 22nd highest trafficked website in the world. We are looking for: -PHP developers -Senior front-end developers -Senior Product Manager -Senior UIUX designer Must be willing to relocate to Montreal. Email me your CV: A PHP DEV I'm interested but I don't think I'd be comfortable telling my friends and family that's what I do all day -1 That is understandable. I don't think I would be comfortable telling my family that I develop PHP either.

Ah, the perfect programming language genealogy! Dad C is clearly the patriarch who spawned multiple generations of languages. His eldest son Objective C looks so proper, while PHP is that quirky middle child nobody quite understands. Little C# is literally Dad's mini-me, complete with glasses! Mom Java sits proudly with her pet Lisp (functional programming is her hobby, obviously). And then there's JavaScript - the rebellious teenager with the punk mohawk who probably tells everyone "I'm not really related to Java despite my name." The family resemblance is uncanny - syntax inheritance at its finest!