PHP Is Like A Zombie

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PHP Is Like A Zombie

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PHP just refuses to die despite countless "PHP is dead" articles since 2010. It powers 77% of all websites and gets major version updates while newer, shinier languages come and go. The language that Facebook was built on somehow survives every tech apocalypse through sheer stubbornness. It's like that cockroach that would survive nuclear war - not pretty, but impressively resilient. WordPress alone ensures PHP will outlive us all.

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