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The Carmack Optimization: From Code To Corporate
Gamedev Programming
1 day ago 74.6K views 0 shares
The Carmack Optimization: From Code To Corporate
Left side: John Carmack in his Oculus days, looking like the brilliant but slightly disheveled programmer who could optimize your rendering engine while explaining quaternions over lunch. Right side: Post-Facebook acquisition Carmack, who clearly discovered the secret API that transforms cargo pants energy into executive chic. The function signature must be something like: transform(millions_of_dollars, years_at_meta) . The real optimization algorithm was inside his wardrobe all along. Still has that "I could rewrite your entire codebase in assembly before dinner" vibe though.

The Illusion Of Cookie Consent
Javascript Webdev Security Programming Frontend
12 days ago 81.2K views 0 shares
The Illusion Of Cookie Consent
The illusion of choice in modern tech! That beautiful conditional statement says it all - whether you accept cookies or not, you're getting tracked. It's like asking someone "Would you prefer I spy on you through the front door or the back window?" Either way, your data's being harvested faster than you can say "privacy policy." The funniest part? Companies actually spent millions on those cookie consent popups just to implement this exact logic behind the scenes. Talk about malicious compliance!

No I Can't Hack Your Facebook
Security Programming
22 days ago 69.9K views 0 shares
No I Can't Hack Your Facebook
When you tell someone you're a "hacker" and they immediately assume you're a criminal who can break into any account... The frustration is so real it requires lethal force! This is basically the cybersecurity equivalent of telling someone you're a doctor and them immediately asking you to look at their weird rash in the middle of a dinner party. The absolute disconnect between actual security professionals (who spend their days writing documentation and staring at logs) versus the Hollywood "I can hack the Pentagon with three keystrokes" fantasy never gets old.

Wrong Database, Right Career Move
Databases Security Programming Debugging
1 month ago 108.8K views 0 shares
Wrong Database, Right Career Move
That moment when you accidentally run a query on production instead of staging. First panel: mild panic. Second panel: realizing you just leaked 2.5 billion users' data and your résumé is already outdated. The best part? That smile isn't happiness—it's the face of someone who knows their career just ended but the severance package will be spectacular. Nothing says "database engineer" like casually sipping coffee while committing digital arson.

Php Programmers Want Money
php Webdev Javascript Programming
3 months ago 121.6K views 0 shares
Php Programmers Want Money
Subtle genius at work here. In PHP, all variables start with a dollar sign ($), but the joke pretends it's because PHP developers are desperately chasing money rather than just following syntax rules. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are over here using camelCase like they're riding economic humps to prosperity, and Python devs think whitespace will somehow pay their bills. The irony? PHP powers ~78% of the web, including Facebook, which literally prints money. So maybe those dollar signs were prophetic after all.

Persistent Feelings
Cloud
3 months ago 38.1K views 0 shares
persistentFeelings | google-memes, security-memes, facebook-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Niels Hoekman 3rd Cloud Native Security that delivers... Follow 6d "ex-Facebook", "ex-Google", "ex-Netflix" or "ex-whatever. Am I the only one who would never put this in my headline? Just get over it, or go back to your ex

Can You Make An App Similar To Facebook
Programming
3 months ago 41.5K views 0 shares
canYouMakeAnAppSimilarToFacebook | facebook-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5:05 E 420100 StrictPoint7315 StrictPoint7315 3 karma redditor for 1y 3m View profile FEB 05 StrictPoint7315 1:43 PM Can you make an app similar to Facebook O GrandLate7367 2:56 PM Hi, yes, sure Whay you need it tho? NEW FEB 09 Strict Point 7315 2:48 PM To run it online GrandLate7367 2:59 PM Then no problem. It will cost just 1 m StrictPoint7315 3:27 PM Where are you from? Message StrictPoint 7315

What Iam Not
Programming
5 months ago 83.6K views 0 shares
whatIamNot | programmer-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, facebook-memes, laptop-memes, repair-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Raf Rasenberg rafrasenberg What I am: - Programmer What I'm not: - Facebook Hacker - Printer Wisperer - Laptop Repairer - Spreadsheet Wizard - App Troubleshooter - E-mail Assistant - Bluetooth Ninja

Interviews
Programming
5 months ago 43.7K views 0 shares
interviews | coding-memes, facebook-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, language-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dan grapplingdev 18h The most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice... And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in Redstone", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until...

Firat Day At My Facebook Internship
Programming
6 months ago 34.9K views 0 shares
firatDayAtMyFacebookInternship | code-memes, tech-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Facebook Internship! Q : First day! just got an internship at Facebook!! they're code was super bad, I knew big companies had a lot of technical debt but this was insane. I removed like half the code to let people sign in, and it still worked for me. can't wait for my promotion after doing this for them.

Facebook: Not just the data but we are stealing logo now.
Programming
6 months ago 32.7K views 0 shares
Facebook: Not just the data but we are stealing logo now. | data-memes, facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7h This company can't do a single ethical thing. M-sense Migrne by Newse... 1,164 followers 13h Edited G Follow We are very honoured that Facebook felt inspired by the logo of our migraine app - maybe they'll get inspired by our data privacy procedures as well dataprivacy meta facebook 0-sense Meta Where they go low, we go high. dataprivacy

I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding
Programming
7 months ago 35.4K views 0 shares
I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding | coding-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rterriblefacebookmemes Posted by uoamai2007 50 minutes ago Vote Truely terrible Truly Terrible rantitheistcheesecake 1d I Wish ANSWERS SIMPLE BUT WRONG COMPLEX BUT RICHT 4 198 M 34 Share