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Php Programmers Want Money

Php Programmers Want Money
Subtle genius at work here. In PHP, all variables start with a dollar sign ($), but the joke pretends it's because PHP developers are desperately chasing money rather than just following syntax rules. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are over here using camelCase like they're riding economic humps to prosperity, and Python devs think whitespace will somehow pay their bills. The irony? PHP powers ~78% of the web, including Facebook, which literally prints money. So maybe those dollar signs were prophetic after all.

Persistent Feelings

persistentFeelings | google-memes, security-memes, facebook-memes, cloud-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Niels Hoekman 3rd Cloud Native Security that delivers... Follow 6d "ex-Facebook", "ex-Google", "ex-Netflix" or "ex-whatever. Am I the only one who would never put this in my headline? Just get over it, or go back to your ex

Can You Make An App Similar To Facebook

canYouMakeAnAppSimilarToFacebook | facebook-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 5:05 E 420100 StrictPoint7315 StrictPoint7315 3 karma redditor for 1y 3m View profile FEB 05 StrictPoint7315 1:43 PM Can you make an app similar to Facebook O GrandLate7367 2:56 PM Hi, yes, sure Whay you need it tho? NEW FEB 09 Strict Point 7315 2:48 PM To run it online GrandLate7367 2:59 PM Then no problem. It will cost just 1 m StrictPoint7315 3:27 PM Where are you from? Message StrictPoint 7315

What Iam Not

whatIamNot | programmer-memes, hacker-memes, program-memes, facebook-memes, laptop-memes, repair-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Raf Rasenberg rafrasenberg What I am: - Programmer What I'm not: - Facebook Hacker - Printer Wisperer - Laptop Repairer - Spreadsheet Wizard - App Troubleshooter - E-mail Assistant - Bluetooth Ninja

Interviews

interviews | coding-memes, facebook-memes, date-memes, IT-memes, language-memes, interview-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Dan grapplingdev 18h The most bizarre coding interview I've ever done was at Facebook when as usual I asked a candidate to write in any language of their choice... And they nonchalantly said "I'll write it in Redstone", to which I almost let loose a chuckle until...

Firat Day At My Facebook Internship

firatDayAtMyFacebookInternship | code-memes, tech-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Facebook Internship! Q : First day! just got an internship at Facebook!! they're code was super bad, I knew big companies had a lot of technical debt but this was insane. I removed like half the code to let people sign in, and it still worked for me. can't wait for my promotion after doing this for them.

Facebook: Not just the data but we are stealing logo now.

Facebook: Not just the data but we are stealing logo now. | data-memes, facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 7h This company can't do a single ethical thing. M-sense Migrne by Newse... 1,164 followers 13h Edited G Follow We are very honoured that Facebook felt inspired by the logo of our migraine app - maybe they'll get inspired by our data privacy procedures as well dataprivacy meta facebook 0-sense Meta Where they go low, we go high. dataprivacy

I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding

I know it was meant to be a social statement, but I definitely see this also applying to us coding | coding-memes, facebook-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rterriblefacebookmemes Posted by uoamai2007 50 minutes ago Vote Truely terrible Truly Terrible rantitheistcheesecake 1d I Wish ANSWERS SIMPLE BUT WRONG COMPLEX BUT RICHT 4 198 M 34 Share

Lorem Ipsum

loremIpsum | machine learning-memes, test-memes, machine-memes, data-memes, list-memes, facebook-memes, swing-memes, date-memes, ssl-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, div-memes, mining-memes, twitter-memes, public-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content A Time-Series Analysis of my Girlfriends Mood Swings Dr. Chad Broman' 'Department of Applied Psychological Machine Leaming, Cranberry-Lemon University, Pittsburgh, PA. USA Abstract Despite recent advances in active listening, date night, and extended pillow talk; it is becoming increasingly more difficult to forecast Tiffany's mood. With more and more Playstation 5 exclusive games, it is becoming increasingly important to determine Tiffany's mood before purchasing a new game and playing online Co-op with the boys every evening for a week straight. This paper aims to determine the optimal forecast model of my girlfriend's drastically growing mood swings by comparing simple moving averages, to sextuple exponential smoothing and even an overly complicated Machine Learning model. Despite initial analysis showing non-stationarity and highly seasonal mood swings. the more simple models provided less riskier forecast predictions when planning a three day bender after Matt got divorced. Keywords: Relationships, Time Series Analysis, Forecast Modeling. Playstation 5 Exclusives 1. Introduction find her endlessly scrolling through reddit for memes. facebook or instagram for jealousy, and twitter to keep up on Traditional methods of determining whether Tiffany is in a all the public officials and celebrities she hates the most. good mood has produced wildly subjective results causing dangerous outcomes such as her taking three hours to 1.2 Purpose respond to a text, flaking on nettlix and chill plans or even most disastrously having to return a speed boat even though Ever since her best friends started having kids and she got it was a great deal and an even better investment. promoted to a stressful corporate position she was not trained Just asking her if she's okay is not enough anymore. The for. it has become exponentially difficult to olan around only reliable method is to develop. test. verify. and Tiffany's emotional highs and lows. This is becoming not implement an extensive forecasting model by analyzing only problematic but is a problem that needs to be solved historical Tiffany mood swing data. immediately. To dispel any misconceptions, it's not about

Fagot Is The New Faang

fagotIsTheNewFaang | google-memes, apple-memes, facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content albina enjojoyy Iwish I worked for FAGOT Subscribe facebook apple google openAi tesla 15:30 19 Sept 24 398K Views

My dad found this on Facebook and it's gold

My dad found this on Facebook and it's gold | facebook-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT'S THE MAGIC WORD S GET WHAT YOU WANT? sudo

IE works fast

IE works fast | test-memes, facebook-memes, internet explorer-memes, internet-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Internet Explorer Fastest Browser Just getting reports that Facebook is down facebookdown 13:12 PM Oct 5, 2021 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes