The String Splitting Identity Crisis

The String Splitting Identity Crisis
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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of programming languages and their method naming! Java's all proper with its lowercase split() like some kind of reasonable adult. Then C# struts in with its fancy capital Split() thinking it's royalty or something. BUT THEN... PHP COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WALL like a deranged sugar-fueled toddler screaming explode()! WHO HURT THE PHP DEVELOPERS?! What kind of psychopath names a string splitting function after a violent catastrophic event?! This is why we can't have nice things in programming!

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