The String Splitting Identity Crisis

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The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

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Oh honey, they really thought they did something here. "Trespassers will be forced to debug PHP code" – yeah, because nothing says "effective deterrent" like threatening people with the digital equivalent of medieval torture. Plot twist: every developer who sees this sign is immediately breaking in just to prove they can survive the chaos. It's like telling a masochist "don't touch that, it hurts" – you're basically BEGGING them to do it. The sign might as well read "Free punishment for people who hate themselves!" because debugging PHP is the kind of pain that makes you question your entire existence and career choices. 10/10 would trespass again just for the thrill.

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