The String Splitting Identity Crisis

Content 3:19 Skill Requirements: ava Spring SOL JavaScript ECMAScript One of React or Angular Ajax Fetch Promises HTML 5 CSS 3, CSS 4 ison XML Git Linux CLI tools Qualification Pluses: Experience with SAP Commerce Cloud (Hvbris) Experience with Atlassian toolset Jira, Confluence, BitBucket, Bamboo) Experience working with high-volume websites, preferably e-commerce, consumer-facing in a multi- channelmulti-brand environment. Experience with native mobile applications Experience with Oracle database and PLSOL Experience with Tomcat application engine Experience with bash scripting Experience with Dynatrace Experience with nqinx Experience with Node.is Experience with ReactS Experience with Angular Experience with Mustache Experience with SASS, Less Apply Now Experience with babel

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Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

Nothing says "we have no idea what we actually need" quite like a job posting that requires 4 years of experience with React 16+ when React 16 came out like 6 years ago. But sure, let me just pull out my time machine and get 5 years of experience with every technology that's existed for 3 years. They want a full-stack unicorn who's mastered Java EE, Spring, Angular, React, PHP, PostgreSQL, MySQL, Docker, AWS, and apparently has been using Git for 5 years like it's some kind of specialized skill. Brother, I've been using Git for 10 years and I still Google how to undo a commit. The real kicker? They probably want to pay you $75k for this "junior developer" position that requires the combined experience of an entire dev team. HR just copy-pasted every buzzword from the last decade into one listing and called it a day.

Content Notch notch 11h Uh,excuse me,but I am 12.5 retarded and can use that word. Haaris A M Qureshi imaginewizard Replying to notch Can you not use ableist slurs? 65 17 179 1.9K Jephph Martin dOOdleBoB Follow Replying to notch Are you sure it's only 12.5? I mean, you DID create Minecraft using only Java 9:10 AM - 30 May 2018 1 Retweet 20 Likes 17

Ah, the semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark with the power to destroy your entire week. While some poor soul lost sleep over a romantic interest, developers know the true nightmare: spending 96 sleepless hours hunting down a missing semicolon that's turning your perfectly crafted code into a dumpster fire. The compiler's just sitting there like "syntax error" without telling you WHICH EXACT LINE needs fixing. Thanks for nothing. And the best part? After those 4 days of debugging hell, you'll find it, add it, and feel simultaneously like the world's biggest genius and complete idiot. Relationships come and go, but the trauma of missing semicolons is forever.