PHP Is Inevitable

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PHP Is Inevitable

php-memes, legacy-code-memes, web-development-memes, programming-languages-memes, tech-zombies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

PHP is the cockroach of programming languages. For years, developers have predicted its demise, written obituaries, and planned migrations away from it... yet somehow it powers ~77% of all websites. Modern frameworks like Laravel and the constant evolution of PHP 8+ have given it surprising resilience. Meanwhile, the tech community keeps asking the same question to PHP that Sonic is answering here: "I have no idea" how I'm still alive, but here I am, running your favorite websites. The language simply refuses to die despite being the internet's favorite punching bag.

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