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PHP Is Inevitable

php Webdev Programming Backend

2 days ago 164.0K views 0 shares

PHP Is Inevitable

PHP is the cockroach of programming languages. For years, developers have predicted its demise, written obituaries, and planned migrations away from it... yet somehow it powers ~77% of all websites. Modern frameworks like Laravel and the constant evolution of PHP 8+ have given it surprising resilience. Meanwhile, the tech community keeps asking the same question to PHP that Sonic is answering here: "I have no idea" how I'm still alive, but here I am, running your favorite websites. The language simply refuses to die despite being the internet's favorite punching bag.

Updating BIOS: The Digital Prayer Circle

Hardware Windows Linux Debugging

2 months ago 217.7K views 0 shares

Updating BIOS: The Digital Prayer Circle

Updating your computer's BIOS is like playing Russian roulette with your motherboard. One wrong move and you're shopping for new hardware! That sad Sonic represents every sysadmin who's ever whispered "please don't brick" while staring at a progress bar frozen at 27%. The prayer hands are basically standard procedure at this point. The worst part? Half the time you're only doing it because some obscure forum post suggested it might fix your completely unrelated issue.