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Relevant Experience

relevantExperience | php-memes, laravel-memes, sorting-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Have you worked with PHP using LARAVEL on a project that was active in production? O NO O Yes Which Harry Potter Hogwarts House do you think you'd be sorted into by the Sorting Hat? Gryffindor O Hufflepuff ( Ravenclaw O slytherin

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, api-memes, date-memes, monitor-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, front-end-memes, cs-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sr Fullstack Developer at Canadian Wealth 7k-12k No equity Are you tired of looking for the next project to work on? This opportunity is for you. We are looking for highly motivated candidate that wants to join a fast growing startups based in Canada. As a Fullstack Developer, you will be responsible for the server-side web application logic as well as for the integration of the front-end part. If you have outstanding programming skills and a great passion for developing beautiful, innovative applications, then you will love this job. The Job: Set the technical direction and standards for vour team Work collaboratively with other team members Full responsibility for your application (deploy, monitor, and maintain) Design database and client-server architecture The Ideal Candidate: 4 years experience with web frameworks Proven experience with Laravel, PHP, HTML, JavaScript, Node.js, Mysql Proven experience with CSS, SCSS, Javascript, query Expert knowledge of API architectures concepts Save Apply Location Remote Calgary Job type Contract Visa sponsorship Not Available Hires remotely in India Nigeria Experience 2 years Skills PHP Javascript jQuery MySQL MongoDB HTMLCSSPHPMYSQL Laravel Blade Templating Hiring contact Alexandre Cam... CEO 5 years

How much an hour??? For those qualifications????

How much an hour??? For those qualifications???? | programming-memes, developer-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, server-memes, google-memes, mysql-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, rds-memes, cloud-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

Dont Compare Web Frameworks

dontCompareWebFrameworks | web-memes, laravel-memes, framework-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content privv emil priver Stop comparing web frameworks Vue has a smart lavout Svelte is great Laravel give you Lambos Leptos is blazingly fast HMX React have a big ecosystem

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

what the hell ??

what the hell ?? | software-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, development-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, laravel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3:37 26 naukri.com Install App Hiring Fresher For Software Development - PHP Dotnet Keyideas Infotech 4.6 (48 Reviews) 72897 applicants Posted 11d ago Job details About company Reviews Benefits Job highlights Got Six months of Industry experience in PHP Dotnet Technology is preferred Job match score ( Early Applicant ( Key Skills g Location Work Experience 8 0 1 Years 23 6 Vacancies 0 7 4-6 Lass P.A Noida, GurgaonGurugram, Delhi NCR 4 Temp. WFH due to covid Must have key skills software development Laravel ASP.NET PIIR Similar jobs Apply ProdrammerHumor.io

3 years programming experience, $20/hr in California ($5 more than our min wage), onsite daily, no coding bootcampers allowed. Yikes man.

3 years programming experience, $20/hr in California ($5 more than our min wage), onsite daily, no coding bootcampers allowed. Yikes man. | programming-memes, coding-memes, php-memes, program-memes, jquery-memes, loc-memes, laravel-memes, rest-memes, vuejs-memes, vue-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Job details Matches job preferences you are Interested in Salary From 20 an hour Job Type Full-time Shift and Schedule 8 hour shift Dav shift Monday to Friday Qualifications programming (not boot camps): 3 years (Reguired) Laravel: 2 vears (Preferred) PHP (Lamp): 2 vears (Preferred) VuelS: 2 vears (Preferred) Query: 2 years (Preferred) Benefits Pulled from the full job description Dental insurance Retirement plan Health insurance Paid time off Full Job Description THIS ROLE IS FULL TIME ONSITE AT OUR FOLSOM, CA LOCATION.

ah yes, html game

ah yes, html game | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, development-memes, program-memes, laravel-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SITING a home.blade.php X class "website-content". class-"height-20p"div din class-"container", section id-"feature-post" class-"py-S", div class-"row align-items-center, div class-"col-lg-7", divo h1 class"text-lg font-weight-bold test-grai Having a Very Good Experience With Laravel Development h1 div class"height-20p divo sp class "text-regular font. This repository provides wou a GAME PROGRAMMING

The 13 tho...

The 13 tho... | programming-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, web-memes, backend-memes, stackoverflow-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, google-memes, frontend-memes, react-memes, angular-memes, excel-memes, laravel-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, object-memes, overflow-memes, bootstrap-memes, edge-memes, tailwind-memes, sass-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 02:21 040 014 all 11 5. Experience in developing applications together with Laravel REST API or other backend technologies. 6. Good understanding and experience in HTML, CSS, Bootstrap CSS, TailwindCSS, SaSS and other frontend technologies. 7. Knowledge in Push Notifications, Payment Gateway, WebView, and other Mobile Applications features. 8. Good understanding of Object-Oriented Programming. 9. Excellent analytical skills with a good problem-solving attitude. 10. Ability to perform in a team environment. 11. Strong oral and written communication skills (Bahasa Malaysia, English). 12. Ability to work handle the project independently. 13. Can solve a problem without depending on Stackoverflow Google. Added advantage 1. Experience using React, Angular or other JavaScript libraries Frameworks Benefits 1 EDE SArSA and FIS View or apply for job

I want you to build the app with NodeJs using Laravel

I want you to build the app with NodeJs using Laravel | node-memes, nodejs-memes, requirements-memes, laravel-memes, cli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Client: Why don't you clearly understand my requirements? Their requirement:

Plus history of human evolution

Plus history of human evolution | javascript-memes, java-memes, python-memes, wordpress-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, mongo-memes, vue-memes, atom-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When the employer wants you to have 6 yrs experience in Javascript, Python, Java, React, Vue, Laravel, Mongodb, Rails, MySQL, Greek History, Aerodynamics, human anatomy etc. just to manage their wordpress site.

Ayo.. look at this JD

Ayo.. look at this JD | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, java-memes, python-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, designer-memes, graphic design-memes, management-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, global-memes, git-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, sql-memes, .net-memes, angularjs-memes, angular-memes, excel-memes, ruby-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, oracle-memes, forms-memes, scala-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, unit test-memes, user interface-memes, elasticsearch-memes, flask-memes, search-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, redis-memes, vue-memes, sass-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, tests-memes, webpack-memes, language-memes, front-end-memes, back-end-memes, devops-memes, cs-memes, cse-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, full stack-memes, product-memes, graph-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 79 8 41 57 0 Job Description Angular Js AWS Elasticsearch Redis MongoDB Full stack developers will be required to see out a project from conception to final product, Requiring good organizational skills and attention to detail. Working Experience: 5-6 Years Full Stack Developer Responsibilities: Design and implementation of the overall web architecture Designing user interactions on web pages. Staying abreast of developments in web applications and programming languages. "Pixel-perfect" implementation of our approved user interface Creating servers and databases for functionality deployment. Ensuring the entire stack is designed and built for speed and scalability Design and construction of our REST API Integrating our front-end UI with the constructed API Design and implementation of continuous integration and deployment Ensuring cross-platform optimization for mobile phones. Ensuring responsiveness of applications. Working alongside graphic designers for web design features. Seeing through a project from conception to finished product. Designing and developing APIs. Meeting both technical and consumer needs. Full Stack Developer Requirements: Degree in computer science. Strong interpersonal, organizational and project management skills. Proficiency with fundamental front-end languages such as HTML, CSS, and JavaScript especially Node.is elastic search. Proficiency with server-side languages such as Python, Ruby, Java, PHP, and .Net - Server management and deployment for the relevant environment Familiarity with database technology such as MySQL, Oracle, and MongoDB - Database design and management, including being up on the latest practices and associated versions Familiarity with AWS working and Devops experience. Familiarity with a relevant and globally supported framework-both front-end and back-end, if necessary-(e.g., React, Vue, Laravel or Flask ) Ideally, familiarity with CSS preprocessors, bundlers, and associated languagessyntaxeslibraries (e.g., Sass, Less, and webpack) Excellent verbal communication skills. Good problem-solving skills. Attention to detail. Understanding of user experience and possibly even product strategy Experience implementing testing platforms and unit tests Proficiency with Git ( or another version control system as required) Appreciation for clean and well documented code