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Best Websites Are Written In PHP - Fight Me

Best Websites Are Written In PHP - Fight Me
PHP has been declared dead more times than a horror movie villain, yet somehow it's still powering like 80% of the web. The language that everyone loves to hate but secretly depends on is basically the tech equivalent of that cockroach that survives the nuclear apocalypse. Modern frameworks? Got 'em. Composer package management? Check. Type hinting? Sure, why not. Meanwhile, the "cool kids" with their shiny new JavaScript frameworks are on version 47.3.2 and your app broke because someone updated a dependency by one minor version. PHP's secret to immortality? It just works. No idea how. No idea why. It just refuses to die, much to the chagrin of computer science professors everywhere.

I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills

I Hate PHP Until It Pays The Bills
Developer: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!" *Discovers Laravel framework* *Aggressively chomps Laravel* *Suddenly sees dollar signs floating around* It's the classic developer journey from "PHP is trash" to "actually I can make money with this" pipeline. The framework makes the language palatable enough to swallow your pride along with it. The bird isn't evolving its opinions—just its billing rate.

I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)

I Hate PHP (But I Love Money)
Developers: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!" Also developers: *aggressively consumes Laravel, a PHP framework* Five minutes later: *quietly making money with the very thing they claimed to despise* The circle of developer life: loudly hating technologies while secretly using them to pay the bills. The dollar signs don't lie.

Web Development: Then Vs. Now

Web Development: Then Vs. Now
Remember when web development meant just grabbing your Laravel briefcase and heading out the door? Fast forward to today, and you're drowning in a sea of frameworks and libraries! SpongeBob perfectly captures the evolution from the simpler "Then" days with just Laravel to the chaotic "Now" where you're bombarded with Express.js, Next.js, GraphQL, REST APIs, multiple Node.js versions, and React with its infinity symbol (because the learning curve truly never ends). It's like going from carrying a single briefcase to juggling flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle. The thousand-yard stare in modern SpongeBob's eyes is the universal expression of every developer who just wanted to update a simple dependency and ended up rebuilding their entire tech stack.

Relevant Experience

relevantExperience | php-memes, laravel-memes, sorting-memes, production-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Have you worked with PHP using LARAVEL on a project that was active in production? O NO O Yes Which Harry Potter Hogwarts House do you think you'd be sorted into by the Sorting Hat? Gryffindor O Hufflepuff ( Ravenclaw O slytherin

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages

7k per year nahh man💀 Apparently being a startup is a pass to pay slave wages | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, php-memes, java-memes, web-memes, design-memes, stack-memes, program-memes, server-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, node-memes, node.js-memes, loc-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, database-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, api-memes, date-memes, monitor-memes, cli-memes, mongo-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, query-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, front-end-memes, cs-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, fullstack-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Sr Fullstack Developer at Canadian Wealth 7k-12k No equity Are you tired of looking for the next project to work on? This opportunity is for you. We are looking for highly motivated candidate that wants to join a fast growing startups based in Canada. As a Fullstack Developer, you will be responsible for the server-side web application logic as well as for the integration of the front-end part. If you have outstanding programming skills and a great passion for developing beautiful, innovative applications, then you will love this job. The Job: Set the technical direction and standards for vour team Work collaboratively with other team members Full responsibility for your application (deploy, monitor, and maintain) Design database and client-server architecture The Ideal Candidate: 4 years experience with web frameworks Proven experience with Laravel, PHP, HTML, JavaScript, Node.js, Mysql Proven experience with CSS, SCSS, Javascript, query Expert knowledge of API architectures concepts Save Apply Location Remote Calgary Job type Contract Visa sponsorship Not Available Hires remotely in India Nigeria Experience 2 years Skills PHP Javascript jQuery MySQL MongoDB HTMLCSSPHPMYSQL Laravel Blade Templating Hiring contact Alexandre Cam... CEO 5 years

How much an hour??? For those qualifications????

How much an hour??? For those qualifications???? | programming-memes, developer-memes, computer-memes, php-memes, computer science-memes, development-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, backend-memes, program-memes, server-memes, google-memes, mysql-memes, git-memes, github-memes, data-memes, sql-memes, json-memes, laravel-memes, mongodb-memes, function-memes, api-memes, rest-memes, mongo-memes, servers-memes, production-memes, rds-memes, cloud-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 10:35 62 VUUnlICCUUlIo. Food Around is seeking a PHP Developer okay with primarily focusing on Laravel Development You will also have experience in REST APIS, Google Cloud, GitHub, MySQL Responsibilities: Experience programming PHP applications in a production format Writing complex backend functions with PHP Designing and developing efficient systems that involve BigData Must have experience with Linux servers Experience with MySQLMongoDB Experience integrating 3rd party API's (REST, OAuth, JSONP) Drive tasks to completion and take ownership of projects Working towards Bachelors in Computer Science or Engineering, or equivalent experience Job Types: Part-time, Internship Pay: 5.00 per hour Benefits: Flexible schedule Schedule: Apply now

Dont Compare Web Frameworks

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Content privv emil priver Stop comparing web frameworks Vue has a smart lavout Svelte is great Laravel give you Lambos Leptos is blazingly fast HMX React have a big ecosystem

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates

Modern Hiring Practices for Developers | A Tale of Two Candidates | coding-memes, developer-memes, php-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, unix-memes, server-memes, c++-memes, jquery-memes, mysql-memes, react-memes, sql-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, sql server-memes, swift-memes, django-memes, angular-memes, spring-memes, laravel-memes, windows-memes, mongodb-memes, bash-memes, macos-memes, scala-memes, matlab-memes, api-memes, apache-memes, sqlite-memes, linq-memes, express-memes, symfony-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, oop-memes, spring mvc-memes, ubuntu-memes, delphi-memes, flask-memes, mongo-memes, postgres-memes, IT-memes, vue-memes, meteor-memes, query-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, bot-memes, zend-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content It savs here that vou have 18 vears of exerience and have fantastic references, and that you have designed and develobed four rulv reatured broiects that were successfully deployed and generated tens of millions of dollars, you have lead multiple teams, and that you have extensive experience in everything we are looking for - except I don't see React.js here. Have you ever used React? Only for personal projects. It's really just a simple Ul tramework and I am very familiar with it thoug Go fuck yourself! You don't have any professional experience, but it looks like you went to a 3-month coding boot camp. Did they cover React.js? You're hired! Oh veah. I've heard that word before! After that boot camp now I can say I'm an expert in React, C, C, Delphi, Diango, Rust, MongoDB, MS SQL Server, Flask, Express.is, Vue.js, Laravel, Angular, Web2Py, FastAPI, Meteor, Bottle, JQuery, Angular, Symfony, Svelte, Jam.py, ASP.NET, Apache, Sails, spring MVC, Zend, YI, Cake, Moo, Python, Kotlin, R. PHP, Go, Swift, VB, MATLAB, Scheme, Racket, Cloiure, Lisp, COBOL, Alice, AWK, Bash, Clean, Cecil, CoffeeScript, Cybil, Kodu, Ladder, Logtalk, JADE, J, Maude, LINQ, Modula, Octave, Orwell, Nemerie, Zeno, X10, WebASM, Umple, TAL, TCL, Scala, Sed, Strand, SBL, Turing, ROOP, QPL, PROMAL, Orc, Oriel, Nu, NPL, MVstic, Mutan, Mercury, Mesa, MOO, ASM, PostaressOL MySQL, SQLite, InterBase, Advantage, Ingres, Raima, FileMakerPro, Access, H2, Firebird, Windows, Unix, Android, macos, Linux, Centos, Ubuntu, OpenS ProDOS, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph. COCKSOFT INC. Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

what the hell ??

what the hell ?? | software-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, php-memes, development-memes, try-memes, loc-memes, asp.net-memes, .net-memes, laravel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 3:37 26 naukri.com Install App Hiring Fresher For Software Development - PHP Dotnet Keyideas Infotech 4.6 (48 Reviews) 72897 applicants Posted 11d ago Job details About company Reviews Benefits Job highlights Got Six months of Industry experience in PHP Dotnet Technology is preferred Job match score ( Early Applicant ( Key Skills g Location Work Experience 8 0 1 Years 23 6 Vacancies 0 7 4-6 Lass P.A Noida, GurgaonGurugram, Delhi NCR 4 Temp. WFH due to covid Must have key skills software development Laravel ASP.NET PIIR Similar jobs Apply ProdrammerHumor.io

3 years programming experience, $20/hr in California ($5 more than our min wage), onsite daily, no coding bootcampers allowed. Yikes man.

3 years programming experience, $20/hr in California ($5 more than our min wage), onsite daily, no coding bootcampers allowed. Yikes man. | programming-memes, coding-memes, php-memes, program-memes, jquery-memes, loc-memes, laravel-memes, rest-memes, vuejs-memes, vue-memes, query-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Job details Matches job preferences you are Interested in Salary From 20 an hour Job Type Full-time Shift and Schedule 8 hour shift Dav shift Monday to Friday Qualifications programming (not boot camps): 3 years (Reguired) Laravel: 2 vears (Preferred) PHP (Lamp): 2 vears (Preferred) VuelS: 2 vears (Preferred) Query: 2 years (Preferred) Benefits Pulled from the full job description Dental insurance Retirement plan Health insurance Paid time off Full Job Description THIS ROLE IS FULL TIME ONSITE AT OUR FOLSOM, CA LOCATION.

ah yes, html game

ah yes, html game | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, development-memes, program-memes, laravel-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, feature-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SITING a home.blade.php X class "website-content". class-"height-20p"div din class-"container", section id-"feature-post" class-"py-S", div class-"row align-items-center, div class-"col-lg-7", divo h1 class"text-lg font-weight-bold test-grai Having a Very Good Experience With Laravel Development h1 div class"height-20p divo sp class "text-regular font. This repository provides wou a GAME PROGRAMMING