The Semicolon That Stole My Sanity

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The Semicolon That Stole My Sanity

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Ah, the semicolon - that tiny punctuation mark with the power to destroy your entire week. While some poor soul lost sleep over a romantic interest, developers know the true nightmare: spending 96 sleepless hours hunting down a missing semicolon that's turning your perfectly crafted code into a dumpster fire. The compiler's just sitting there like "syntax error" without telling you WHICH EXACT LINE needs fixing. Thanks for nothing. And the best part? After those 4 days of debugging hell, you'll find it, add it, and feel simultaneously like the world's biggest genius and complete idiot. Relationships come and go, but the trauma of missing semicolons is forever.

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