The Semicolon That Stole My Sanity

The Rust evangelism strike force claims another victim! Some poor soul dared to mention they're still using C/C++ in 2022, and now they're being lectured about Rust's memory safety features while their friends slowly back away. Classic language elitism in its natural habitat – because nothing says "I'm a modern developer" like making others feel bad about their tech stack choices. Meanwhile, the C++ devs are too busy fighting memory leaks to defend themselves.

OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this AI model! 💀 Someone's desperately trying to get their AI to recognize... certain adult accessories... and the model is just there like "nice bracelet, bro!" Talk about the most awkward AI hallucination ever! It's giving "my sweet summer child" energy while simultaneously being THE MOST HILARIOUSLY SPECIFIC bug report in history. Imagine spending countless hours training your fancy AI only for it to think THAT is a hand accessory. I'm absolutely DYING at the polite "otherwise thanks for your work" after basically saying "your AI is a complete innocent who wouldn't survive five minutes on the internet." Pure comedy gold!

Content Bethesda sues Warner for ripping off Fallout Shelter in its Westworld game By Andy Chalk 2 hours ago Bethesda claims the Westworld mobile game is basically a clone of Fallout Shelter, and even uses the same code. f cOMMENTS The lawsuit examines the many similarities between Westworld and Fallout Shelter in detail, but what makes the case seem particularly egregious is Bethesda's allegation that Westworld contains the same bugs as Fallout Shelter did when it was launched. One such bug causes the view to be off-center and out of focus at startup, "as if a camera capturing the scene had been inadvertently pointed to the lower right foreground and then slowly refocuses on the central image." Bethesda identifying stolen code by the bugs in it is the most perfectly Bethesda thing to ever happen.

Asking how to check LLM code quality without being an expert is like asking how to check if your parachute works without jumping out of a plane. The irony is delicious - you're using an LLM to ask how to evaluate LLM-generated code. It's the digital equivalent of asking a toddler if they think they should have more candy. The answer is always "yes" and always suspiciously in their favor.

The duality of a programmer's YouTube watch later playlist is painfully real. On one side, a video titled "Don't do it" with a noose thumbnail – the perfect metaphor for how we feel about diving into pointers. On the other, a 3+ hour C/C++ pointer course we've been "meaning to watch" for 4 years. The universe is telling us something: learning pointers is simultaneously essential and soul-crushing. That course will stay unwatched until approximately 3 AM the night before a critical project deadline when we suddenly decide it's the perfect time for professional development.

Remember when we could just code without limits? Now we're all sobbing into our keyboards after ChatGPT hits us with that sweet "you've reached your usage limit" message. Suddenly you're forced to remember how to write a for-loop without AI assistance, like some kind of caveman programmer from 2021. The tears are real when you realize you'll have to debug your own code until your credit card statement resets.