Your Default Browser Was "Reset"

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Your Default Browser Was "Reset"

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Microsoft's subtle art of browser conversion therapy. "Oh no, something vague and unspecified happened to your browser settings! Guess you're using Edge now." The digital equivalent of your grandma replacing your coffee with decaf and insisting it's for your own good. Every Windows update is just Microsoft finding new creative ways to make Edge happen. It's like watching someone try to make fetch happen, but with billions in marketing budget.

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