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Content My Windows 7 laptop trying to run VS Code, Spotify, Stack Overflow and Discord simultaneously: made with mematic ProarammerHumor. it

Content Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.

That awkward moment when your "redundant" multi-cloud strategy implodes because you put all your eggs in the Azure basket too. Turns out having multiple points of failure isn't quite the same as having no single point of failure. Those 3 AM architecture meetings where everyone nodded along to "cloud diversity" suddenly feel like a cruel joke when you're frantically checking status pages while your CEO texts "is it just us?" Pro tip: Real redundancy means different technologies, not just different logos on your infrastructure diagram.

Microsoft's corporate strategy in a nutshell: "Haven't bought anything in a few months? Time to assimilate another company!" The meme perfectly captures Microsoft's notorious habit of solving boredom by acquiring everything in sight. From GitHub to LinkedIn to Activision Blizzard, their boardroom meetings must have a big red "ACQUIRE" button that executives slam whenever quarterly profits look too predictable. The alien overlord commanding "Begin the acquisition process" is basically Satya Nadella after his morning coffee, scanning the tech landscape for the next victim—I mean, "strategic partnership opportunity."

Content Graeme Coleman V graemecoleman Hello, my name is Graeme, I have a PhD in computing, and I am a senior accessibility consultant, but when I want to type "" on a Windows laptop I go to Beyonc's Wikipedia page and copypaste the letter from there.

That primal rage when Windows asks for permission to do what you just explicitly told it to do. Nothing quite like the power trip of declaring "I am the administrator" to your own machine, only to have it question your authority for the 47th time today. The real admin privilege is the patience not to throw your computer out the window.