Microsoft Right Now With Online Accounts Enforcement

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Microsoft Right Now With Online Accounts Enforcement

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The infamous "No Russian" mission from Call of Duty just got a Windows update! Microsoft's character with that iconic blue logo head is enforcing their "online accounts or else" policy with military precision. Gone are the days when you could just create a simple local account during Windows setup—now you need tactical espionage skills to bypass the Microsoft account checkpoint. It's like they're holding your PC hostage: "Sign in with a Microsoft account or nobody gets to use this computer." Users desperately trying to find that tiny, hidden "offline account" option feels exactly like navigating a high-stakes shooter mission.

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