The Accidental Launch Countdown

Content Configuring critical Windows Updates Microsoft is using Al to make Windows 10 updates smoother if (user.isDoingStuff() user. hasUnsavedwork() ) update(); DARKWEB DEVELOPERS

Content Unfortunately, Microsoft has added a clever new "feature" to Internet Explorer. If the text of an error's message is "too small", specifically less than 512 bytes, Internet Explorer returns - its own error message. You can turn that off, but it's pretty tricky to find switch called "smart error messages". That means, of course, - chat short error messages are censored by deraucc. IIS always returns error messages that are long enough to make Internet Explorer happy. The workaround is pretty simple: pad the error message with a big comment like this to push it over the five hundred and twelve bytes minimum. Of course, that's exactly what you're reading right now. body html

Content TO Times of India Microsoft to shut down Internet Explorer in August 2021 NEW DELHI: Microsoft has confirmed that it will end support for Internet Explorer 11 across Microsoft 265 apps and services by next year. Web Developers: Finally, inner peace.

Ah, the elusive A: drive. For the younger devs who've never experienced the joy of floppy disks, the A: drive was the default letter for that ancient 3.5" data rectangle that stored a whopping 1.44MB. That's right—not GB, not even MB—just 1.44MB. You could fit approximately one-third of a modern JavaScript framework's readme file on there. These days, most computers don't even have physical drive letters anymore, just abstract mount points that hide in the shadows like well-documented code.

Every sysadmin's window decoration of choice! The sign says "F*CK AD" which is the unfiltered emotion of anyone who's spent hours troubleshooting domain controller replication issues or trying to figure out why Group Policy isn't applying correctly. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" quite like advertising your hatred for Microsoft's directory service on your actual window. The irony is that the person probably had to authenticate to Active Directory just to print that sign. Recursive frustration at its finest!

STOP THE PRESSES! After 22 years of waiting, scientists have finally discovered the mythical C#! Look at that face of pure discovery—that's the expression of someone who's spent DECADES searching for a programming language that Microsoft promised would save us from Java hell! Meanwhile, Java developers are still writing 50-line getters and setters like it's 1999. The greatest scientific breakthrough since they discovered you could fix bugs by turning your computer off and on again!