The Accidental Launch Countdown

Content Have you ever seen code so bad it made you laugh? David Seidman, former Security Program Manager at Microsoft (2005-2016) Answered Feb 8 Upvoted by Aveesha Sharma, Masters of Science Software Engineering, Arizona State Univ... and Mandeep Kaur, MS Software Engineering, San Jose State University (2017) R. I was working for Microsoft's security incident response team investigating a vulnerability. We opened up the relevant file. It contained 10,000 lines of uncommented archaic C code. At the top was a single comment: This code has bugs. It did. ProdrammerHumor.io

Ah, the classic ASCII art burn from the dial-up era! Remember when 16MB of RAM was considered excessive? This meme is throwing shade at Windows for being so bloated that even its simplest game needed ridiculous system requirements. It's the 90s equivalent of saying "Chrome eats RAM for breakfast" but with more retro charm. The ASCII troll face just makes it *chef's kiss* - perfectly capturing that smug feeling when you'd dunk on Windows users while running your lean Linux distro on hardware that belonged in a museum.

Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no AlexaGoogle Assistant.. - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Ah yes, the elusive "4090 build" that runs Windows 2000 Professional. When the eBay listing said "cutting edge technology," they didn't specify which edge or which century. This isn't an RTX 4090 graphics card—it's some ancient scientific equipment with "4090μ+" printed on it! Somewhere, a lab technician is wondering why their semiconductor analysis machine is missing while some gamer is trying to figure out where to plug in their monitor. The seller technically didn't lie... this machine probably cost more than your entire gaming setup when it was new in 1999. But hey, at least it can run Minesweeper at a blistering 15 FPS!

Content SCRATOR SCRATCH RAT More Scratch High-level programming language Scratch is a high-level block-based visual programming language and website aimed primari at children as an educational tool for programming, with a target audience of ages 8 to 16. Users on the site, called Scratchers, can create projects on the website using a block-like interface. Wikipedia Influenced: Scratchar OS: Microsoft Windows, macos, Linux (via renderer AIMS jos ipados sod Android

Microsoft's favorite child flexing on its older sibling. C# swaggering in with its modern features, garbage collection that actually works, and not making you write 20 lines of boilerplate just to print "Hello World". Meanwhile, Java's still over there pretending verbosity is a feature, not a bug. The language war that never ends, but we all know which one we'd rather use for a new project when the boss isn't looking.