The Accidental Launch Countdown

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The Accidental Launch Countdown
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Accidentally opening full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like launching a nuclear reactor when you just needed a light bulb. Your RAM collapses into a black hole, your CPU fans reach escape velocity, and what should have been a 2-second startup turns into enough time to brew coffee, redesign your entire life philosophy, and question every career choice that led to this moment. The 51 years isn't hyperbole—it's the perceived time it takes for all those enterprise features to load when you just wanted to edit a single config file.

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