Current State Of Microsoft

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Current State Of Microsoft

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Microsoft went from selling Office licenses to basically becoming an AI vending machine. They're throwing AI at everything like salt bae sprinkling seasoning—Word? AI. Excel? AI. Teams? AI. Edge? AI. Even their GitHub acquisition is now Copilot-flavored. The meme shows the iconic Windows logo getting absolutely pelted with "AI" labels while all their products at the bottom (Word, Teams, PowerPoint, Visual Studio, Edge, Excel, GitHub) watch in horror. It's like watching your parent discover a new hobby and make it their entire personality. Satya Nadella really said "OpenAI partnership go brrrr" and now everything needs a chatbot whether you asked for it or not. Next up: AI-powered Clippy's revenge tour.

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