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Total Bloatware Death
Programming Webdev Hardware Gamedev Debugging
5 days ago 51.7K views 0 shares
Total Bloatware Death
The ultimate bloatware assassin: hire one dev with a potato laptop and rural internet as your team's performance gatekeeper! 🥔💻 Imagine trying to explain why your fancy ray-tracing feature won't load on their ancient 2GB RAM machine while they're legally permitted to roast you into oblivion. "But it works on MY machine" won't save you from their dial-up-powered wrath! It's like having a performance budget enforcer with actual consequences. Add unnecessary bloat? Face the ancient laptop tribunal and pray for mercy. The dream solution for a world drowning in electron apps that somehow need 16GB RAM to display "Hello World"!

And Its Getting Worse
Gamedev Hardware Unity Algorithms Programming
9 days ago 78.2K views 0 shares
And Its Getting Worse
Ah, the evolution of game development—from heroic optimization wizards to corporate dumpster fires. Remember when devs were literal coding gods who could fit entire games in kilobytes and make them run on a potato? Now we've got these "Triple A" clowns shipping 50GB broken messes, requiring NASA computers, and forcing you to be online just to play a single-player game. The best part is the "optimization" advice. "Just buy a better PC, bro" is the game dev equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" except it costs you $2000. And let's not even address whatever the hell is happening with that breast milk situation. Modern gaming, everyone! 👏

Perhaps This Is Too Much Software
Iot Agile Programming
9 days ago 35.0K views 0 shares
Perhaps This Is Too Much Software
Oh look, someone installed Microsoft Teams on their car dashboard! Because nothing says "I'm totally paying attention to the road" like getting pinged about that 4PM standup while doing 70mph on the highway! 🚗💨 The eternal struggle of tech: just because we can put work apps in our cars doesn't mean we should . Next update: Jira tickets on your toaster and Git commits from your shower head! Remember kids, the only notifications you need while driving are "turn left" and "you're almost out of gas" - not "Dave has added you to 17 channels"!