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When your LinkedIn title needs to sound fancier than "I fix other people's garbage code." The sudden epidemic of "Vibe Coding Cleanup Specialists" is what happens when developers collectively realize nobody wants to admit they're just janitors for spaghetti code. Nothing says "I've seen things that would make a junior dev cry" quite like rebranding debugging as "vibe cleanup." Bonus points for "Overengineering Specialist" – because why solve a problem simply when you can build an entire framework around it?

You spend half your day debugging, checking stack traces, rewriting functions, questioning your entire career choice... only to discover that Visual Studio Code or GitHub Copilot decided to helpfully insert a random closing parenthesis somewhere in your code. Thanks, AI overlord. Really appreciate you turning my clean function into syntactic chaos while I was looking away for 0.3 seconds. The best part? You were so focused on the complex logic that you never suspected the bug was just a stray ) chilling in line 47 like it owns the place. Nothing humbles you quite like realizing the "critical bug" was autocomplete being a little too enthusiastic. And yes, you will blame Copilot for the next 6 months even though deep down you know you hit Tab without looking.