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The eternal struggle of explaining Brooks' Law to management who think software development is like cooking chickens. Sure, you can crank up the heat to 900°F and cook it in 1 hour, but the result is a charred, inedible disaster. Meanwhile, the proper approach at 300°F takes 3 hours but yields something actually usable. Same logic applies to dev teams: throwing 2 more developers at a late project doesn't make it 3x faster—it makes it slower. Why? Communication overhead scales quadratically. With 3 devs you have 3 communication channels, with 5 devs you have 10. Plus there's onboarding time, context switching, merge conflicts, and the inevitable "wait, who changed this file?" Slack messages. The PM sees "3 devs = 3x speed" but reality delivers a burnt chicken that nobody wants to merge into production.

HONEY, PLEASE! Who has time for GitHub's intended purpose when you can exploit it as your personal cloud storage?! 💅 The AUDACITY of developers using a version control platform for... *gasp*... version control! Meanwhile, the rest of us GENIUSES are uploading our vacation photos and meme collections to repositories called "definitely-important-code-stuff". Free storage is free storage, darling, and I'm not about to pay for Dropbox when I can just push my 4K cat pictures to main! #HackingTheSystem

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