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For the uninitiated, jQuery uses the dollar sign ($) as its function identifier. So when Europeans write jQuery code, they apparently use the Euro symbol (€) instead. Spoiler alert: they don't. That would break everything. It's like saying Europeans use different electricity because their outlets look different. Your code would catch fire, but at least you'd be culturally sensitive while debugging.

Ah, the utopian fantasy where developers actually use type systems properly instead of throwing AI at everything! Imagine a world where we didn't have to debug cryptic runtime errors at 2 AM because someone thought any was a perfectly acceptable type for everything. This futuristic paradise could be ours if people spent half the time they waste prompting ChatGPT on actually learning TypeScript properly. But no, we'd rather ask AI to generate 200 lines of untyped spaghetti code than write a proper interface. Who needs flying cars when you can have undefined is not a function?

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