Surely The Final Boss

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Surely The Final Boss

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Ah, the classic distracted boyfriend meme, but with a programmer twist. That's you checking out some handwritten code with loops and counters while your loyal IDEs (VS Code, Vim, PyCharm) watch in betrayal. Nothing says "I've reached rock bottom" quite like abandoning syntax highlighting to scribble algorithms on paper. The ultimate act of programming infidelity.

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