The Wandering Developer's Eye

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The Wandering Developer's Eye

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When VS Code walks by, all other IDEs become invisible. The eternal struggle of a developer with wandering eyes – loyal to your current IDE setup but always checking out what's shiny and new. Sure, PyCharm, IntelliJ, and WebStorm have their perks, but that blue VS Code icon just hits different. It's like being in a committed relationship but still turning your head when the hot text editor walks by. The struggle is real.

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