The Wandering Developer's Eye

Finally, a project status report that doesn't sugarcoat reality! This is what happens when your PM asks for "complete transparency" and you take it personally. From the 23.64 GB codebase (because who needs optimization?) to the "mix of tabs and spaces" (the mark of a true chaotic evil), this is every tech lead's nightmare made manifest. My favorite part? The test status: "Segmentation fault (core dumped)" paired with "passing if you try a second time" — which is basically every developer saying "it works on my machine" with extra steps. And let's not ignore the "coffee drunk: 694 L" metric — the only truly accurate measurement in the entire report.

Content 1h I see the problem - code checks if a metadata is empty using loadash isEmpty but this particular file has resources which doesn't pass the check 1h do we have a util function for checking deep emptiness? Or should I write one?

Content WHEN THE RECRUITER TELLS YOU THE POSITION ISN'T REMOTE imgfip.com

Content when you have 317 errors in your code and you think compiling it for the 4th time will fix it it seems my calgulations were incorrect

Content FaaS and Furious by Forrest Brazeal I DIDN'T C'MON. ) PUSH! HEAR THE MAGIC WORDS SERIOUSLY? EVERY TiME? WE BOTH KNOW WHAT I WANT NOT UNLESS YOU SAY IT SIGH git push -- set-upstream origin sWingset A CLOUD GURU AAAND WE'RE OFF 2019 Forrest Brazeal forestbrazeal

Content This is your daily notification that your team has used 24166 of your monthly included Serverless Function Execution amount which has added 96,280 to your bill thus far. You'll continue to be charged 40 per 100 GB Hrs.