Vampires hiss at sunlight. Superman recoils from kryptonite. And programmers? They shield their precious retinas from the ungodly abomination known as light mode.
The true mark of a senior developer isn't years of experience or complex algorithms mastered—it's the visceral, physical pain experienced when someone opens VS Code with default settings at 2 AM. Dark mode isn't a preference, it's a lifestyle choice that separates the professionals from the interns.