This Id Egos Beyond Syntax Checking

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This Id Egos Beyond Syntax Checking

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When your code editor starts psychoanalyzing you instead of just fixing the missing semicolon. That empty function isn't just syntactically incorrect—it's having a full-blown philosophical breakdown. Somewhere, Nietzsche is nodding approvingly at VS Code while whispering, "The abyss of empty functions also gazes into you."

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