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19 days ago 127.0M views 0 shares

So apparently someone out there has discovered the ultimate life hack: Excel is now a full-blown simulation of reality itself. Forget about saving your work—if you kick the bucket in a spreadsheet, you're DONE done. No respawns, no ctrl+Z for your mortal existence. Just imagine being chased by a pivot table gone rogue or getting crushed by a falling VLOOKUP formula and that's it, game over for your actual soul. The Matrix has nothing on Microsoft Office 365. Someone better tell IT to disable macros before they accidentally summon the Grim Reaper with a poorly written VBA script.

Most Dreaded Language

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2 months ago 32.0M views 0 shares

VBA really said "hold my deprecated functions" and became the language that makes developers physically recoil in horror. Like, imagine being SO universally despised that even when people see you sleeping peacefully, they're still traumatized. That's VBA energy right there – the language that haunts Excel macros and corporate nightmares everywhere. It's basically the coding equivalent of finding out your "quick automation task" requires you to write in a language that peaked in the 90s and refuses to die. The absolute AUDACITY of VBA to still be relevant in 2024 while looking like it crawled out of a time capsule filled with Windows 95 CDs!

When Your Api Client Is Just Excel With A 'Send Request' Button

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7 months ago 561.3K views 0 shares

When Your Api Client Is Just Excel With A 'Send Request' Button

You know you've made it as a backend dev when your beautifully crafted REST API gets consumed by... Excel. With VBA macros. And someone's cousin who "knows computers" added a button that says "Send Request" in Comic Sans. The thing is, they're not wrong. Excel is basically the world's most popular database, frontend framework, and API client all rolled into one unholy spreadsheet. Finance bros have been doing API calls from Excel since before half of us knew what JSON was. They're out there concatenating URLs in cell B4 and parsing responses with VLOOKUP like it's perfectly normal behavior. And you can't even be mad because it works. They're hitting your endpoints, they're getting their data, and they didn't have to install Node.js or argue about which HTTP client library is best. Meanwhile you spent three weeks building a proper SDK that nobody uses.

The Excel Automation Heist

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1 year ago 523.5K views 0 shares

The ultimate programmer's dream achieved! Spent one weekend crafting Excel VBA macros to automate mundane tasks, then proceeded to binge-watch movies for nine entire months while the scripts did all the work. The perfect embodiment of the programmer's mantra: "I will spend 10 hours automating a 10-minute task I do once a day, so I can save 5 minutes... eventually." Except in this case, the ROI was astronomical. The beautiful part? Nobody noticed! Peak work-life optimization that would make any efficiency-obsessed developer shed a tear of joy.

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VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful

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1 year ago 576.7K views 0 shares

Nothing humbles a CS graduate with 6 years of experience and a GitHub full of microservices quite like watching Brenda from Accounting unleash her Excel VBA sorcery. While you're debating which framework to use, she's built an entire ERP system with macros and formulas that somehow never breaks. Her Excel sheets communicate better than your team's Slack channel. The funniest part? She learned it all from a weekend workshop in 2003 and calls it "just a little spreadsheet trick."

Programming In Jobs Outside IT

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1 year ago 489.1K views 0 shares

The corporate world's dirty little secret: why learn fancy languages when Excel macros will make you the office wizard? Non-IT folks don't care about your elegant Python algorithms—they just want their spreadsheets to stop crashing. VBA might be the programming equivalent of using a hammer to screw in a nail, but damn if it doesn't get you immediate results while the "real programmers" are still setting up their development environments. SQL queries in Access might make database engineers cry, but nothing says job security like being the only person who can make the ancient accounting system spit out quarterly reports.

Probably The Least Annoying Feature Of VBA

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1 year ago 386.1K views 0 shares

Probably The Least Annoying Feature Of VBA

VBA's syntax is the coding equivalent of that friend who keeps asking obvious questions just to watch you suffer. While most modern languages sensibly use curly braces or indentation, VBA forces you to type out full sentences like you're writing a strongly-worded letter to your compiler. End If , End While , End Function , End Sub , End Your Sanity ... it's like Microsoft wanted to ensure you spend half your coding time just closing statements. The real miracle is that VBA developers haven't collectively End ed their careers yet.

Learn alphabet with programming languages

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2 years ago 699.0K views 0 shares

Learn alphabet with programming languages | programming-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, unix-memes, program-memes, fortran-memes, vba-memes, windows-memes, scala-memes, powershell-memes, matlab-memes, shell-memes, kotlin-memes, dart-memes, c-memes, ML-memes, language-memes, rust-memes, programming language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A for Ada B for Basic C for C D for Dart E for ECMAScript F for Fortran G for Go H for HTML I for IDL J for Java K for Kotlin L for Lustre M for MATLAB N for NXC O for OCaml P for PHP Q for QML R for Rust S for Scala T for Tex U for Unix shell V for VBA W for Windows Powershell X for XSLT Y for YaBasic Z for Zig ProarammerHumor.io

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You Suck

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2 years ago 506.7K views 0 shares

youSuck | html-memes, css-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, version-memes, data-memes, vba-memes, image-memes, class-memes, http-memes, url-memes, warning-memes, error-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, network-memes, overflow-memes, bootstrap-memes, cloud-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, debugger-memes, console-memes, container-memes, cs-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

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[Cries in VBA]

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2 years ago 171.4K views 0 shares

[Cries in VBA] | vba-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ME, WORKING FOR GOV ATLOTHER USING THE NEWEST FRAMEWORKS AND TECH imgfip.com

Vba Is Trash

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2 years ago 233.0K views 0 shares

vbaIsTrash | program-memes, vba-memes, ms access-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me starting a new job Me realizing I have to program using VBA in MS Access applications

So Hows the Hackathon Going?

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2 years ago 379.2K views 0 shares

So Hows the Hackathon Going? | coding-memes, html-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, linux-memes, engineer-memes, design-memes, hacker-memes, ux-memes, engineering-memes, vim-memes, try-memes, assembly-memes, bug-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, global-memes, terminal-memes, excel-memes, vba-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, parsing-memes, debug-memes, search-memes, jar-memes, compiler-memes, IT-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, stream-memes, debugger-memes, language-memes, cs-memes, kernel-memes, indian-memes, youtube-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content You: - fairly average software dev - claims not to be competitive, but secretly dreams of landing on the leaderboard at least once - uses a full IDE; wastes a minute right out the gate waiting for it to start - still parsing the problem statement while others are already submitting answers - actually uses a debugger when things aren't working Your competition: "Hackerman" - InfoSec major - sits at his PC on a near- lethal dose of Adderall waiting for the timer to hit 00:00 - has automated scripts for pulling the input and submitting solutions, and his own library of helper functions for every imaginable problem class - knows your IP at all times "-mhtwalters" - research scientist at Intel - does puzzles for fun that are harder than any job you will ever have - so utterly bored with the problems that he creates increasingly ridiculous self-imposed restrictions to keep things interesting - solved last year exclusively in APL on a System360 emulator, and still finished 9th on the global leaderboard - personal homepage is HTML 2.0 compliant "wihbr" - software dev from undisclosed Eastern- European country, making 200kyr for a company you've never heard of - is in literally every coding competition - Twitch stream is just a Vim terminal and the sounds of a mechanical keyboard - types faster than you can read or think "Tharg" - Linux kernel hacker - specialization in compiler design - is golfing in some esoteric language nobody has ever heard of - can mentally transpile any code he sees to assembly - measures his solutions' performance in actual clock cycles - overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemical engineering - has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old - only time outside of school is for piano lessons - can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement - you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics "Samir Nagheenanajar" - outsourced IT support technician - does puzzles because he has nothing better to do during his shift - forced to solve in Excel because he isn't allowed to install other software - can reveal the face of God using only BA - rumored to possess the combined knowledge and power of all Indian educational YouTubers

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