The Excel Automation Heist

Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad man browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProarammerHumor.io

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Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked include windows.h include stdio.h S 7 8 int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000) ; printf("We didn't find any problemsn");

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Content Samperson SamNChiet Follow You have no clue. I have done so much worse shit than that 4000 line ifelse. I once played sound effects by opening 8 instances of Windows Media Player and piping the sound files into them. Over ten million people played that game. 23:18 23.04.24 From Earth 1,1M Views 1,2K Reposts 109 Quotes 20K Likes 2K Bookmarks 17