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Microsoft force-feeding Copilot to unwilling developers is the tech equivalent of that weird college hazing ritual nobody asked for. "Here, drink this AI-generated code! It'll make you more productive!" Meanwhile, developers are just trying not to choke on suggestions that are half brilliant, half "let me rewrite your entire codebase using deprecated methods from 2011." The relationship status between devs and AI assistants? It's complicated.

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Content WB CHANNELS Y EVENTS V NEWSLETTERS fyin r a Search f DEV Microsoft announces Battle Royale Mode for Visual Studio 2019 EMIL PROTALINSKI EPRO JUNE 6, 2018 10:58 AM VB Recommendations Visual Studio (trI-labs' armband lets you control computer cursors with your mind Microsoft today announced Visual Studio 2019, the next version of its IDE with integrated Battle Royale mode. Release timing will be shared "in the coming months," with the company simply promising "to deliver Visual Studio 2019 quickly and iteratively." The news comes days after Microsoft's acquisition of GitHub. What Alienware has learned from 10 years of esports

Ah, the language war in coffee mug form. The punchline here is that Java programmers need glasses because they don't "C#" (see sharp). Classic programming dad joke that hits harder after your fourth cup of coffee and fifteenth NullPointerException of the day. It's the kind of mug you hide when clients visit but secretly cherish when debugging legacy code at 11pm. The irony is that most of us need glasses regardless of our language preference—staring at poorly indented code for a decade will do that to anyone.

Microsoft's idea of an upgrade path: swap your modern OS for a game from 1989. When Windows 10 support ends, they're not suggesting Linux or even Windows 11—they're recommending you time travel back to TempleOS. Because nothing says "cutting-edge security" like pixelated platforms and 8-bit sound effects. Honestly, this might be an improvement. At least Temple Run doesn't force updates while you're in the middle of a presentation. And the system requirements are so low, even that potato you call a development machine could handle it.