The Excel Automation Heist

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The Excel Automation Heist

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The ultimate programmer's dream achieved! Spent one weekend crafting Excel VBA macros to automate mundane tasks, then proceeded to binge-watch movies for nine entire months while the scripts did all the work. The perfect embodiment of the programmer's mantra: "I will spend 10 hours automating a 10-minute task I do once a day, so I can save 5 minutes... eventually." Except in this case, the ROI was astronomical. The beautiful part? Nobody noticed! Peak work-life optimization that would make any efficiency-obsessed developer shed a tear of joy.

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