Probably The Least Annoying Feature Of VBA

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The professor wanted the five phases of software development according to some textbook, but this ABSOLUTE GENIUS wrote down the five stages of grief instead! Denial, bargaining, anger, depression, and acceptance—which is LITERALLY what every developer goes through with each project anyway! The blue X marking it wrong is the greatest injustice since they decided semicolons should be mandatory. This student deserves extra credit, a scholarship, and possibly a Nobel Prize for speaking the raw, unfiltered truth about our collective suffering!

The gap between how we imagine our coding abilities versus what we actually produce is wider than the Jurassic period. Left side: majestic T-Rex ready to dominate. Right side: that offline Chrome dinosaur game you play when your internet dies. At least the pixelated version still technically runs, which is more than I can say for half my projects.

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The real reason most of us learned to code wasn't some noble career ambition or passion for technology. Nope. We just wanted to stop feeling left out when our programmer friends laughed at jokes about null pointers and off-by-one errors. Career prospects? Meh. Understanding why "there are 10 types of people in this world" is funny? Now that's true motivation. The fact that you can now debug production issues at 3 AM is just a happy little accident.

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