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Nothing quite matches the dopamine hit of deleting 3.6 million lines of code while only adding 10k. Someone finally inherited a repo from one of those "Vibe Engineers" who probably spent three months building an over-engineered monstrosity with 47 abstraction layers for a simple CRUD app. The sheer satisfaction of nuking unnecessary complexity and replacing it with something that actually makes sense? Chef's kiss. This is what Marie Kondo would do if she became a software engineer. Does this code spark joy? No? DELETE. That PR is basically a digital cleanse, and honestly, whoever approved it probably shed a tear of joy. The world really is healing, one deleted line at a time.

Content Warmup-1 near hundred prev next chance Given an int n, return True if it is within 10 of 100 or 200. Note: abs(num) computes the absolure vale ora number nearhundred(93) - True nearhundred(90) - True nearhundred(89) - False Go def near hundred(n): if n 93: return True 1f n as 90: return True if n 110: return True if n as 190: return True if n as 209: return True if n as 191: return True if n as 200: return True if n 210: return True return False .. Save, Compile, Run (ctri-enter) Show Solution Go Editor font size : 100 Shorter output Expected nearhundred(93) - True Run True OK nearhundred(90) - True True OK near hundred(89) - False False OK nearhundred(110) - True True OK near hundred(111) - False False OK nearhundred(121) - False False OK near hundred(-101) - False False OK nearhundred(-209) - False False OK nearhundred(190) - True nearhundred(209) - True True OK True OK nearhundred(0) - False False OK nearhundred(5) - False False OK near hundred(-50) - False False OK nearhundred(191) - True True OK nearhundred(189) - False False OK nearhundred(200) - True True OK near hundred(210) - True True OK near hundred(211) - False False OK near hundred(290) - False False OK All Correct

Content C A programming language for Real Men. Most languages try to provide a simplified way to solve specific problems well. C makes no such concession and tries to be mediocre at everything. It lets you program at a very high level, and a very low level in the same program. It lets you write procedural code, object oriented code, generic code and mix them all up. It makes you decide everything and provides no help if you get it wrong. It is by far the biggest, most complicated, ugly, down-right dangerous language you can use. But it does run fast. It takes at least twice as long to program in C as any other major language (except C). The men who program in C are Real Men. The women who program in C are Real Men too. You can spot a C programmer from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they inject into the phrase Java "programmer". They'll probably do the air quotes and all. Dev: 'Hey, Reg, you know C right? What does: "Isrc Cont. cpp(52) : error C2679: binary '': no operator found which takes a right- hand operand of type 'int' (or there is no acceptable conversion) C: Program Files Microsoft Visual Studio 8C include vector (392): could be 'std: VectoriteratorT, Alloc std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc:operator (const std:VectoriteratorTy, Alloc' with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd allocator Main::Cont while trying to match the argument list (std::VectoriteratorTy, Alloc, int)'with TyMain::Cont, Allocstd::allocatorMain::Cont " mean?' Reg: 'You missed a semicolon at the end of the line.' ProdrammerHumor.io

Content "Why is my function not returning anything?" "Oh, I never called it"

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