VBA Has No Right To Be That Powerful

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Ah, the classic "six-month Python guru" ambition that lasted approximately five minutes. This is the programming equivalent of saying "I'm going to get abs this year" while ordering a large pizza. The punchline hits harder than a Java NullPointerException - dude abandoned Python faster than people close Stack Overflow tabs after finding their answer. The 120 upvotes on "I switched to Java" is just the chef's kiss of collective programmer schadenfreude.

The financial paradox of gaming platforms! Credit cards reject legitimate game purchases on Steam/itch.io but somehow approve microtransactions for little Timmy's 17th Robux purchase this week. Parents discover the horror when their kid has spent $500 on virtual hats while their own purchase of Vampire Survivors for $4.99 gets flagged as "suspicious activity." The banking algorithm's priorities are clearly... optimized for chaos .

The most honest programming language flowchart in existence. Doesn't matter if you want money, have friends, like snakes, use Windows, or question your humanity—the answer is always Rust. It's like that friend who recommends the same restaurant regardless of what cuisine you're in the mood for. The Rust evangelism task force strikes again! What's hilarious is how the flowchart pretends to offer choices while leading you down a predetermined path. Classic bait-and-switch, just like when management asks for your "input" on the tech stack for the new project.

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