It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey

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It's Called Work-Life Integration, Honey

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The beautiful irony of being a Mobile App Manual Tester who gets grief at home for being on their phone too much. Like, honey, I'm literally getting paid to swipe, tap, and break things on this device. That disappointed look you're giving me? That's just me finding edge cases in production. It's not addiction—it's professional dedication.

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